Clubbers of the Week

You lot were on top form


Who needs an Oscar when you can win one of these prestigious awards?

You might have felt like a winner at the time, but did you did in the morning?

Heroine of the Week:

Only celebs wear sunglasses inside

 Runners-up:

SHOTS SHOT SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS EVERYBODY

I’ve been drinking Watermelon

Wanker of the Week:

Chill bro

 Runners-up:

You’ll poke somebody’s eye out

Do you even lift brah?

Not big or clever

WTF of the Week:

Got your night out essentials? Money, ID, inflatable breast …

 Runners-up:

Does whatever a spider can

Practice makes perfect

Unhappy Clubber of the Week:

Why so serious?

 Runners-up:

That’s no way to get a girls attention

Not your cuppa tea babe?

Tash-on of the Week:

I just want your extra time and your KISS

Runners-up:

Cherry chapstick?

Wake up in the morning with the taste of ya tongue

Creeper of the Week:

Mind boggling

Runners-up:

Where exactly are you looking young man?

Stop looking so pleased with yourself

Photo-Bomber of the Week:

Duck duck goose?

Runners-up:

Just no

Wanting in on the action

Oh sorry

Ultimate Clubber of the Week:

The hills are alive …

Runners-up:

I’m yelling timber

This sick beat

Photo Credits: Powerhouse, Social Butterfly, Mimo, Black Light, Dirty, Sam Jacks, Fuzuko, I AM VIPWaikiki, Sinners, Bonbar, Voodoo, Max Cooper and Aaron Shaquille Carlton.

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