Why the Warwick rowers need to stop

We’ve all seen them. Those ripped bodies, all muscle and sinew, it’s enough to make a girl/gay swoon. But the novelty doesn’t half wear off after a while.

Every sporting society seems to be flashing their bods now, but the Warwick Rowers are the first to make it big. And they’ve inspired every Tom, Dick and Harry to pose for a naked calendar.

I’m not going to deny it, I have viewed their calendars (regularly) and rather enjoyed looking at guys in the sort-of buff. But enough is enough now, it’s gotten old rather quickly.

The lads need to step up their game and do something different to grab our attention. At the end of the day if I want to look at fit blokes in the buff I can go loiter in the gym or at a gay sauna, and at least that way I might end up with a lay.

You can easily go on Google and look for fit guys, and the ones you find are often shagging somebody – a much more satisfying search and a happier ending than looking sadly at a rower’s cheeks.

There’s no denying that the guys are good looking, but everybody looks good with black and white filter. Even SuBo looks better with a filter on.

The guys are all pretty similar in terms of looks. It’s very much a bunch a smooth white guys with their kit off.

Give us a few more rugged blokes, or a bit more diversity and cater for everyone’s tastes.

I want to see these boys do something different. Something shocking. Give us something the new naked calendars aren’t – I see no dicks on show.

I’d be more tempted to buy one of their calendars if they were ballsy and got their cocks out for charity.

Go on, give us the Full Monty. 

Photo Credit: Warwick Rowers