Chat-up lines: Cheesy to creepy
Give it up – they never work
Richard DugganWe asked you for the chat-up lines you’ve heard and used.
They range from awful to downright weird and they’re definitely going to make you cringe.
Classics
“Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
“I’ve lost my number, can I have yours?”
A classic
Bizarre
“If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus FIIIIIINNNNNNE”
“Is your name WiFi? Because I’m feeling a connection”
“What’s your name … Oh really? That’s my future wife’s name – she just doesn’t know it yet”
Original
Disturbing
“Do you like chicken love – ‘cus my cock is fowl.”
“You’re eyes are amazing! I’d love to wake up staring at them tomorrow!”
“I’ve never kissed a teenager – guess there’s a first for everything”
“I’ve lost my teddy, can I sleep with you instead”
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