Is Rose the next Azeem?
He had to peel a banana skin off his geography notes
He was last seen at 12.05am on Tuesday 5th May near Popworld
They were killed in August 2014
We all had one
I deserve a medal for this
There were no virgins
When the slide is read out word for word, drink two fingers
Don’t be a mug, get some plugs
For gluttony we gorged on chocolate cake in the cage
Bowsden’s a bit crap
It’s a phat one
Throw those prospectuses away
It’s in Flat 21C
Feast your eyes
Isabella Eckert
Catherine Reid
Alexander Mackwood
Sarah Locke
Olly Clink
Luke Shalom
The Tab