We asked Newcastle and Northumbria students for their most embarrassing night out stories

It’s no secret that the students of Newcastle have a bit of a reputation for their radge nights out and so with another Freshers’ Week under our belts, we wanted to hear exactly what you guys had been up to – knowing it would definitely be less than PG. We love your dedication to the session, it’s no doubt what gives Newcastle its edge and reputation throughout the country.

We spoke to students at both Newcastle and Northumbria University and asked them to confess to us their most embarrassing night out stories – and from falling down the Soho stairs to awkward hook ups, we’ve put together some of the best – or maybe the worst – responses. We appreciate your candour but some of you guys may need to rethink your relationship with alcohol after this.

‘I once had a poo on my friends’ front doorstep after a night out. Only I got the wrong house’

Starting off strong with this truly astounding error of judgement and we can’t help but wonder how they explained that one to the neighbour in the morning. We also want to know, just why?

‘My Dad had to pick me up from a night out and I just stood in the living room and wet myself’

Speechless. I can only imagine the looks of despair and the “I’m not angry, just disappointed” conversations that followed the next day. We hope you at least cleaned it up.

‘Dressed up as Peter Pan for Halloween, but cut the bottom too short so you could see my full package through the tights. I didn’t know until strangers came up to me and told me’

As Halloween approaches we suggest you take this as a word of warning when choosing your costume, and please, please, remember to put your underwear on.

‘Threw up directly on my friends face when she was trying to look after me’

‘Threw up all over the bar in Worldies as I tried to order another drink. Security obviously took me out’

‘Drank so many blue trebs that I threw up right in front of the bouncers and my vomit was bright blue’

Throwing up is definitely a common theme here and it really does happen to the best of us. But to be honest, is it really a good night out if it didn’t end with blue vomit?

‘Drunk slid into a dog’s DMs on Instagram’

This one was a personal favourite; the thought of the poor confused pet owner waking up to a chain of “you up?” messages from a stranger.

‘I fell asleep in the Soho toilets and woke up at 5am locked in the empty building with none of my belongings. I had to wander round the building trying to get out and in the end I found a phone behind the bar that I was able to call the police from. Had to pour myself a Coke while I waited for everyone to arrive of course’

Everyone has woken up feeling rough from the previous night, but never quite locked inside Soho rough – and while we all love a bit of Soho, sometimes it’s important to know when it’s time to go home.

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