We came up with 100 Newcastle-related Never Have I Evers so you don’t have to
Don’t pretend you’ve never been drunk in your 9am
We know that finding inspo for playing drinking games with your housemates during Covid times has been a bore, so we’ve done the hard work for you. Complete with guaranteed nostalgia, here are 100 Newcastle themed ‘Never Have I Evers’ to kickstart your lockdown pres. If you’re really hard, down your drink if you get five in a row – good luck!
1. Drank a blue treb
2. Been kicked out of any club
3. Fallen down Soho stairs
4. Paid a bouncer to get into a club
5. Snogged a stranger in Greys Club
6. Taken your top off in Flares
7. Stroked a cow in Leazes Field
8. Shagged in Castle Leazes
9. Taken a picture at the waterfall in Jesmond Dene
10. Walked home after a night out
11. Had a slice of pizza from Toon Express
12. Been turned away from Soho
13. Changed clothes and re-tried getting into a club after being kicked out
14. Did a wee in the queue to a club
15. Been to a Digi rave
16. Been sick on the diamond strip
17. Queued more than 40 minutes to get into Oops
18. Been to a 9am still drunk from the night before
19. Been in a Zoom seminar whilst still in bed
20. Accidentally spoken whilst you’re on mute
21. Spoken out loud when you thought you were on mute
22. Had a Robbo crush
23. Done an all-nighter in the Robbo
24. Been on the uni ski trip
25. Been to a £2 Tuesday in Jesmond
26. Attended a sports social
27. Had a photoshoot in front of the Monument
28. Been to the Quayside Spoons
29. Done a bottomless brunch at Slug and Lettuce or Turtle Bay
30. Shagged a flatmate or housemate (don’t do it!)
31. Shagged a poly
32. Received a fine from Covid marshals
33. Ran away from Covid marshals
34. Done a house/flat bar crawl
35. Queued more than 10 minutes to get into Tesco
36. Wasted your money in Waitrose
37. Had your card declined on a night out
38. Tested positive for corona
39. Snogged a fresher when you’re a third-year
40. Snogged a third-year when you’re a fresher
41. Slept in a flat in your block that isn’t yours
42. Got an injury on a night out
43. Been to the RVI for said injury
44. Got a picture in front of a neon sign in Market Shaker
45. Dropped/spilt a full round of trebs
46. Met one of Geordie Shore’s cast members
47. Been kicked out of a taxi on the way back from a night out
48. Called your lecturer ‘mum’ or ‘dad’
49. Put an ‘x’ at the end of an email to your lecturer
50. Used corona as an excuse to submit a PEC form
51. Cried in the Robbo
52. Put your Apple Watch/Fitbit on a workout on a night out
53. Changed your background on Zoom
54. Joined a Zoom with an embarrassing name from your last Zoom quiz
55. Rented a hot tub
56. Snogged someone with a mullet
57. Got a mullet
58. Got fined on the Metro
59. Got the metro from West Jesmond to Jesmond
60. Been drunk on the metro
61. Visited Tynemouth beach
62. Slept through a 9am Zoom seminar
63. Shagged during a Zoom seminar
64. Shagged in the Robbo toilets
65. Gone the wrong way through the Robbo’s one-way system
66. Used your housemate for their car
67. Stolen your housemate’s food
68. Used your housemate’s toothbrush
69. Been sick in a bin in your room
70. Wet the bed after a night out
71. Had a wee in the sink of your room/bathroom
72. Had an argument with a housemate
73. Heard your housemate shagging
74. Ran out of underwear so bought new ones
75. Been to the Angel of the North
76. Had more than one Greggs in a day
77. Got lost in the Armstrong building
78. Taken a picture of Newcastle’s bridges whilst on the train
79. Visited The Baltic
80. Been to The Gate
81. Got lost in Eldon Square
82. Stopped to listen to the man playing the trumpet on Northumberland Street
83. Queued for Fenwick’s Christmas display
84. Been to the Christmas light switch on
85. Witnessed a fight in the city centre
86. Bought fruit and veg from Grainger Market
87. Set the fire alarm off in your house
88. Been to the New Croft Centre
89. Got the morning after pill
90. Been told to take your mask off by bouncers for identification purposes
91. Pretended to sign in to track and trace
92. Added someone on Snapchat on a night out who you’ve never spoken to again
93. Bought chewing gum in a club toilet
94. Pretended to be sick to avoid the Market Shaker toilet queue
95. Danced on the pole in Soho
96. Been in the Sinners cage
97. Rescued a drunk stranger on a night out
98. Got burnt by a cig in the Swingers tunnel
99. Taken a family member to Bijoux
100. Been featured on Mr Oops’ Twitter page
To all the freshers reading this and wishing for a famous Newcastle night out, never fear. With the vaccine on the horizon, if you haven’t done most of these now, you soon will. To veteran third years: good luck with your hangover tomorrow.
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