‘Anything that involves handcuffs’: It’s the final heat of the boys Fittest Fresher
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With heats one and two really hotting up, it’s finally time for the last lot of lads before the final.
Number One – Ollie Binks
“Lady on the streets, freak in the sheets”
From: London
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: Spanish and Business
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Do you wanna come to mine and play Top Trumps?”
Perfect date: Pint at the Cosy Dove
Favourite night out: “Anything that starts with Market Shaker, ’cause I won’t remember much past that”
Relationship status: “Single and desperate for someone to slide into the DMs (literally anyone)”
You can follow Ollie on Instagram here
Number Two – Patrick McCann
“A confident, good-looking, kinky bloke”
From: Belfast
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: Accounting and Finance
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin”
Perfect date idea: “Anything that involves handcuffs”
Favourite night out: Tup Tup or Blue Velvet (“if you know, you know”)
Relationship status: Open relationship
You can follow Patrick on Instagram here
Number Three – Ross Kirtland
“Saucy little minx”
From: Bradford
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: Financial Computing with Economics
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”
Perfect date idea: “A candle-lit meat-free Monday, then onto Cosy Joe’s where I serenade you enough for biccies and cuddles back in Craster”
Favourite night out: “The Wednesday El Clásico: Soho, Flares, Market Shaker, Tup Tup”
Relationship status: Taken
You can follow Ross on Instagram here
Number Four – Finn Sheehan
“A borderline alcoholic”
From: Yorkshire
Halls: Turner Court
Course: Sport and Exercise Science
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “I’d burn every chair in the world just so you could sit on my face”
Perfect date idea: Maccies breakfast
Favourite night out: Oops
Relationship Status: Single
You can follow Finn on Instagram here
Number Five – Arman Banger
From: Surrey
Halls: Castle Leazes
Course: International Business
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you a chicken farmer? Because you certainly know how to raise a cock”
Perfect date: Nando’s
Favourite night out: Bijoux
Relationship status: Single
You can follow Arman on Instagram here
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