‘Anything that involves handcuffs’: It’s the final heat of the boys Fittest Fresher

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With heats one and two really hotting up, it’s finally time for the last lot of lads before the final.

Number One – Ollie Binks

“Lady on the streets, freak in the sheets”

From: London

Halls: Castle Leazes

Course: Spanish and Business

The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Do you wanna come to mine and play Top Trumps?”

Perfect date: Pint at the Cosy Dove

Favourite night out: “Anything that starts with Market Shaker, ’cause I won’t remember much past that”

Relationship status: “Single and desperate for someone to slide into the DMs (literally anyone)”

You can follow Ollie on Instagram here

Number Two – Patrick McCann

“A confident, good-looking, kinky bloke”

From: Belfast

Halls: Castle Leazes

Course: Accounting and Finance

The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you from Ireland? Because my penis is Dublin”

Perfect date idea: “Anything that involves handcuffs”

Favourite night out: Tup Tup or Blue Velvet (“if you know, you know”)

Relationship status: Open relationship

You can follow Patrick on Instagram here

Number Three – Ross Kirtland

“Saucy little minx”

From: Bradford

Halls: Castle Leazes

Course: Financial Computing with Economics

The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you free tonight or will it cost me?”

Perfect date idea: “A candle-lit meat-free Monday, then onto Cosy Joe’s where I serenade you enough for biccies and cuddles back in Craster”

Favourite night out: “The Wednesday El Clásico: Soho, Flares, Market Shaker, Tup Tup”

Relationship status: Taken

You can follow Ross on Instagram here

Number Four – Finn Sheehan

“A borderline alcoholic”

From: Yorkshire

Halls: Turner Court

Course: Sport and Exercise Science

The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “I’d burn every chair in the world just so you could sit on my face”

Perfect date idea: Maccies breakfast

Favourite night out: Oops

Relationship Status: Single

You can follow Finn on Instagram here

Number Five – Arman Banger

From: Surrey

Halls: Castle Leazes

Course: International Business

The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Are you a chicken farmer? Because you certainly know how to raise a cock”

Perfect date: Nando’s

Favourite night out: Bijoux

Relationship status: Single

You can follow Arman on Instagram here

All of the contestants were nominated and have agreed to be involved.