The boys are back! Vote for Newcastle’s Fittest Fresher round one
Time for the lads to shine
Bobby WalkerIt’s that time of year again! You’ve spent the last month sending in all your nominations, we’ve spent the last month going through them all, and finally, the wait is over. Feast your eyes upon… Newcastle’s Fittest Fresher Round One – The Boys.
Number One – Charlie Medforth
“The front face of Topman for Christmas.”
From: Yorkshire
Halls: Park View
Course: Biology
The best chat-up line I’ve ever used: “The word of the day is legs – let’s go back to mine and spread it”
Perfect date: Toon Takeaway cheesy chips and gravy, then back to mine to play Wii Sports
Favourite night out: DJ Trig in Flares followed by Soho Rooms
Relationship Status: Single
Follow Charlie on Instagram here
Number Two – Dylan Patsanza
“Freshers take two – loved it so much the first time, had to do it all over again”
From: Hertfordshire
Halls: Manor Bank
Course: Maths and Accounting
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Get your coat love, you’ve pulled”
Perfect date: Mini golf and drinks
Favourite night out: Jungle or a night at Market Shaker
Relationship status: Single
Follow Dylan on Instagram here
Number Three – Killian Wyness
“If Geordie Shore was a really nice person”
From: Washington
Halls: Lives at home
Course: Biomedical Science
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: I don’t use them
Perfect date: Something fun like Ghetto Golf, a few drinks later ending up on a night out because who doesn’t love a sesh
Favourite night out: Persistence
Relationship status: Taken
You can follow Killian’s Instagram here
Numer Four – Luke Ammari
“Fire Insta”
From: Ashington
Halls: The Shield
Course: Medicine
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today”
Perfect date: Nando’s
Favourite night out: Utopia at Digi
Relationship status: Single
Follow Luke on Instagram here
Number Five – Oli Badger
“Claims he looks like Harry Styles”
From: Manchester
Halls: Park View
Course: Economics and Business Management
The best pick-up line I’ve ever used: “I’ve heard you’re looking for a stud? Well, I’ve got the STD, all that’s needed is ‘u'”
Perfect date: Going to Comic-Con in cosplay
Favourite night out: One where I’m home by 12 – I’m here to study
Relationship status: ‘Whipped’
You can follow Oli’s Instagram here
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