Clubbers of the Week: First week back on The Toon
Exams are over and it’s time to party!
Phoebe HurstExams are finally over, its the beginning of semester two and Newcastle students are ready to let loose; we've rounded up the brightest and the best of this week's club photos for the first instalment of this semesters clubbers of the week.
All we really want is someone to look at us like this guy looks at the camera
Look at that smoulder
The three most common emotions of Uni students
Lets party. I'm so stressed. I am the ONLY one who ever cleans in this house.
When you haven't had sex in a while and start dropping obvious hints
Hopefully his technique is better than his pulling game
Sharing is caring
Especially when VKs are so cheap
The new and improved pulling technique
So much cheaper than the original wine and dine
Crawling home after one too many trebs
Lollipops generally taste better without their wrappers but each to their own
Think everyone in this photo has had enough for one evening
When you've been in the club 20 minutes and are already think about your cheesy chips and bed
Get me to Munchies ASAP
The male equivalent of holding your hair back while you're sick
Cheeky bromance
That feeling when you open your exam results and realise you passed
Photo Credits: Rob Anderson (Oops) Alex Griffin (Pout – Tuesdays at Eden), Kandi Island, Swingers Newcastle
Calling all the hot girl runners: Here are the best Strava segments to run in the Toon
Lily OakleyWhen the dating apps aren’t working, it’s time to look confused at a half marathon x
Don’t panic, but applications for The Newcastle Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Emmie FosterWe’re recruiting for Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor, Social Media Editor and TikTok Editor
‘Two girls got the clap’: These were the worst confessions from the Newcastle Uni ski trip
What can go wrong in Les Deux Alpes?
Police release CCTV image after woman was sexually assaulted near Newcastle University
Francesca EkeNorthumbria Police believe this man may have witnessed the incident and could have valuable information
Stop the press! Nominations for Newcastle’s BNOC of the year 2024 are open
Hiruni FernandoThe ultimate accomplishment to add to your LinkedIn
‘Did you actually attend the lectures’: Ranking Newcastle Uni lecturers’ brutal comments
The Russell Group is beginning to rustle my feathers x
Northumbria University hosting first ever fashion show in support for Young Minds Charity
Lara ParsonsThe student-led event is taking place at Northumbria SU on the 22nd April
Newcastle Uni sports teams give advice to students wanting to start a sport next year
‘Be prepared to get drowned, whacked in the face and kneed in the crotch’
Northumbria student caught hiding class A drugs with intent to supply avoids prison time
28-year-old Arjun Tandon transformed his life after his arrest which had brought ‘shame’ on his family
Newcastle University student takes home £5,000 prize from ITV gameshow The 1% Club
22-year-old Maisie McClure didn’t use her ‘pass’ card until the 13th question
Everything I’ve learnt as a northern student whilst studying at Newcastle University
Hannah MercerWe’re like a rare species
Newcastle Fashion Show to be held in summer for both Newcastle and Northumbria students
The event will give all students the opportunity to model
Greggs to sponsor Newcastle graduations and students get a sausage roll with certificate
Students will be handed the sausage roll along with their certificates on the graduation stage
Here are the seven best ways to prepare for spring in the Toon as a Newcastle student
Kat QuintonSpring has nearly sprung!
Tropiloco event by Loosedays set to expand outside of Newcastle due to growing popularity
The event has sold out almost every week since starting in July 2023
Newcastle students vote towards fully plant-based catering on campus with 89 per cent majority
The motion will see an eventual transition to 100 per cent plant-based catering
I survived my first St Paddy’s Day in the Toon and this is how it went
Any excuse to drink am I right x
Time to paint the Toon green: All the St Paddy’s day events happening this weekend
Ignore that dissertation deadline and get a baby Guinness down you
How to make the most out of your final semester at Newcastle University
Mary WaringThere is more to life than your diss and the Philly Rob
‘Honestly, I expected backlash’: Richard Gadd speaks on Baby Reindeer’s staggering success
Phoebe Kowhai‘I didn’t expect it to be this big so quickly’
Selling the OC cast member Alexandra Jarvis has officially quit the Oppenheim Group
Ellie RingJason Oppenheim recently confirmed her departure
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Get him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’