Public Service Announcement: Here’s a list of all your favourite Soho bops in one place
We know the playlist off by heart by now
Rianna CurranAh, the sweet sound of a classic Soho night out. Who can say no to a free night out in the Toon with your mates in one of the best loved clubs? Here we've compiled the top songs you're guaranteed to hear when hitting the dance floor. So grab a treb and get your groove on!
1. Gold Digga- Kanye West, Jamie Foxx
Counting out the coins for one more treb
2. Paper Planes- M.I.A.
The only MIA I know is my mate going missing in action on the pull on the second floor
3. Barking- Ramz
Might link my ting from Leazes
4. Bestie- Yungen, Yxng Bane
To all the girls I have met in Soho toilets, you're my bestie bestie
5. American Boy- Estelle, Kanye West
'Just touched down in London town' – who needs the actual Soho when you have Soho rooms am I right?
6. Old Town Road- Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus
Suddenly everyone turns into cowboys from the wild wild west
7. You Don't Know Me- Jax Jones, Raye
Everyone is a BNOC when they hit Soho as you see every man and his dog in there. And your ex. And their mates. Awkward.
8. Crazy in Love- Beyonce, Jay Z
No hun, you're not in love with that lad you pulled beside the sofas, you were just drunk
9. God's Plan- Drake
Somehow I don't think God planned all this nightclub carnage
10. Low- Flo Rida, T-Pain
Basic girl twerking at its finest when this tune comes on
11. I Love It – Kanye West, Lil Pump
I don't love that Soho have removed the colour changing lights- petition to bring back this ICONIC landmark?!
12. F**kin' Problems – A$AP Rocky, Drake, 2 Chainz, Kendrick Lamar
Waking up the next morning with no phone, no ID, and no clue what happened – and i oop…
13. Dancing in the Moonlight- Toploader
More like Dancing Manically in the Strobe Light, at the expense of your poor little shoes #RIP. No where else we would rather dance though.
14. Chelsea Dagger- The Fratellis
Absolute Floho anthem, similar scenes to football crowds cheering and jumping about when their team scores. Do not try to get through the dancefloor when this song hits the chorus unless you're looking a treb to be spilt all down your nice new top.
15. Buy U a Drank (Shawty Snappin')- T-Pain, Yung Joc
2 trebs and a Jager??? Ima buy a drink for everyone in the club
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