It’s time for the newest instalment of clubbers of the week
‘We’re back and we’re ready for it all over again’ – Jeremy Corbyn
Rosalind ThackerWe've all been there. Minding your business in the club and suddenly you see a camera flash and you instantly know it's going to be a BAD photo. Or you get a photo with your friends thinking it's going to be super cute, you check the Facebook the event the next day – it is awful. You pray no one has seen it …
Well, lets hope for your sake it doesn't feature in this weeks 'Clubbers of the Week'!
Friends: *take me to a cool D&B event*
Me to the DJ: DO YOU HAVE COME ON EILEEN?!
When you get with someone you shouldn't and your drunk friend wants to tell EVERYONE
Me and my friend walking into our 9am after a heavy night
"Two Red Stripe for £5? I'll take three please sir"
Okay, come on now guys. Who farted ?!?
What you see in the corner of your room when you have sleep paralysis at 3am
Can someone come and collect their Dad pls
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me:
Sometimes you've just got to grab them to check they're still there
Take me AWAAAAY a secret PLAAAACE a sweet ESCAAAAPE
Lets see how fast can you down your VK 3, 2, 1 .. GO
How are those drinks floating ??
All your friends are going out but your mum is up to visit? No problem!
When your ex walks into the club
Photo credits: Soho Rooms Newcastle (Sarah May), Oops Newcastle (Rob Anderson), Bijoux Bar Newcastle (IAMVIP), The Empress Bar (IAMVIP) Block Party (Max Cooper), House of Smith, Dr Beat
Hydro Flask
Ella Morrison
Everything to snog, marry and avoid in your second year at Newcastle Uni
Lily OakleyFrom your third year fairy godmother x
Newcastle University risking drop of £35 million as international student numbers decrease
Emma FaheyThe university faces a potential financial crisis amid cost-cutting measures
Northumberland Street Barclays covered in red paint and attacked with hammer
Lara ParsonsPro-Palestinian protestors have vandalised Barclays branches across the UK
These are the 12 Newcastle Uni moments which shouldn’t be embarrassing but they really are
Nothing worse than seeing Hinge matches on campus
Body found in Jesmond Dene in search for missing Channel 4 reality TV star
Francesca EkeKatie Watson was last seen yesterday on Heaton Road
The Newcastle Tab is recruiting – and we want you
Our open meeting will take place on September 23rd at Luther’s and everyone is invited!
New survey ranks Newcastle as third best university night out
What do you mean that York came second? And Durham came FIRST?
Newcastle University student runs Great North Run after accident left his dad paralysed
‘I’ve never done a running event before but my dad is my inspiration’
‘Avoid flatcest at all costs’: A 2024 freshers’ guide to Newcastle University
The do’s and don’ts of first year
From Wellington to Park View: Here’s a brutal guide to Newcastle accommodation for freshers
‘Portland Green, where’s that?’
If you’ve done any of these 13 things, you’re definitely a Newcastle Uni graduate
Shame is free in the Toon apparently…
Newcastle University graduate wins Olympic gold medal honouring late father
Lola Anderson has wanted to win an Olympic medal since she was 13
‘Getting with a whole friendship group’: Asking Newcastle graduates their biggest regrets
Apart from the obvious hangxiety…
Newcastle Uni graduate to cycle from Manchester to Newcastle in support of music studio
Ben Reid will complete the 148 mile journey from Manchester to Newcastle on a child’s bike to raise funds for local music venue, Cobalt Studio
Love Island’s Wil shows Uma round Whitley Bay before going for a fancy dinner in Newcastle
Wil is even a fellow stan of Brack Burger – I knew he had taste
Newcastle University releases first look of new Castle Leazes development after demolition
Emmie FosterThe university announced the demolition of Castle Leazes earlier this year
Davina McCall awarded honorary degree from Newcastle Uni days after daughter’s graduation
The TV presenter received an award for her work regarding women’s health
Newcastle ATM gives out free sausage rolls in new Monzo partnership with Greggs
Hundreds flocked to the pop up which took place on Grainger Street on Thursday
Here are the 10 painful things I learnt as a second year student at Newcastle Uni
This year has been humbling, to say the least…
Feeling lucky? These are officially the easiest Oxbridge colleges to get into in 2024
Claudia CoxMay the odds be ever in your favour x
The MAFS UK 2024 couples and which 2023 couple they are most like, based on vibes
Hayley SoenCaspar is just like Georges and I won’t hear different
‘When I’m with you, you’re the only girl’: Why Leo is the biggest Love Is Blind villain
Sofia AiraI’d be flipping the sofa over if he’d told me ‘you were my number two’
Wait – Liam Payne’s ex is dragging him on TikTok rn and she’s really not holding back
Harrison Brocklehurst‘When you enable someone, they’re never going to realise what they’ve done is bad’
Nick reveals real reason he didn’t talk intimacy with Hannah on camera during Love Is Blind
‘Now I’ve learned it’s ok to be vulnerable’
Omg, MAFS Australia’s biggest ever villain just got engaged and I’m not sure how to feel
Ellie RingNot sure if I’ve forgiven him fully
Why is everyone terrified of Beyoncé? Explaining the bizarre TikTok conspiracy theory
Alexa, play She Knows by J. Cole
The most brutal and bizarre reviews of whatever Lady Gaga was doing in Joker: Folie à Deux
Apparently ‘audience members may walk out feeling punished’
Luke’s had many wild transformations: Here’s what his life was like before MAFS UK 2024
This man has lived a thousand lives
Leo is desperately trying to prove he didn’t constantly talk about money on Love Is Blind
It’s actually quite embarrassing for him
Erm, Holly from MAFS UK is selling her wedding dress on Vinted for half the price she paid
She’s also selling other outfits that she wore on the show
A video of Liam Payne constantly talking over Harry Styles resurfaced and it’s awful
‘Harry was so f*cking sick of him’
The Menendez brothers’ case is officially under review: Here’s what that actually means
Ryan Murphy thinks Lyle and Erik will be free by Christmas
So, this is how much it costs for UK students to go to uni in other countries
What did I pay thirty grand for?
There was an absolutely huge editing error in Tell Me Lies that will ruin the show for you
I can’t get over how bad this is
Debunked: Is Joey Essex going to be on Big Brother as a housemate or not?
He was in the house with Chelsea from Selling Sunset during Late & Live last night
P Diddy’s mother finally releases a bombshell statement about her son’s arrest
She hailed that ‘he has made mistakes in the past, as we all have’
Charlie brutally reveals her current relationship status with Eve following MAFS UK exit
It’s even worse than I expected
So it turns out Tom Grennan’s Gillette advert bop is actually a cover from the 80s!?
Cue the 40 year olds fuming that they already knew this
The Platform 2 ending explained: What really happened to Perempuán and the little boy?
The Platform 2 wins the award for the most depressing ending known to man
Leo defends his angry rant at Hannah that left her in tears in the Love Is Blind pods
‘I don’t know if I could have done anything any different’