It’s time for the newest instalment of clubbers of the week
‘We’re back and we’re ready for it all over again’ – Jeremy Corbyn
We've all been there. Minding your business in the club and suddenly you see a camera flash and you instantly know it's going to be a BAD photo. Or you get a photo with your friends thinking it's going to be super cute, you check the Facebook the event the next day – it is awful. You pray no one has seen it …
Well, lets hope for your sake it doesn't feature in this weeks 'Clubbers of the Week'!
Friends: *take me to a cool D&B event*
Me to the DJ: DO YOU HAVE COME ON EILEEN?!
When you get with someone you shouldn't and your drunk friend wants to tell EVERYONE
Me and my friend walking into our 9am after a heavy night
"Two Red Stripe for £5? I'll take three please sir"
Okay, come on now guys. Who farted ?!?
What you see in the corner of your room when you have sleep paralysis at 3am
Can someone come and collect their Dad pls
Absolutely no one:
Sometimes you've just got to grab them to check they're still there
Take me AWAAAAY a secret PLAAAACE a sweet ESCAAAAPE
Lets see how fast can you down your VK 3, 2, 1 .. GO
How are those drinks floating ??
All your friends are going out but your mum is up to visit? No problem!
When your ex walks into the club
Photo credits: Soho Rooms Newcastle (Sarah May), Oops Newcastle (Rob Anderson), Bijoux Bar Newcastle (IAMVIP), The Empress Bar (IAMVIP) Block Party (Max Cooper), House of Smith, Dr Beat