It’s time for the newest instalment of clubbers of the week
‘We’re back and we’re ready for it all over again’ – Jeremy Corbyn
Rosalind ThackerWe've all been there. Minding your business in the club and suddenly you see a camera flash and you instantly know it's going to be a BAD photo. Or you get a photo with your friends thinking it's going to be super cute, you check the Facebook the event the next day – it is awful. You pray no one has seen it …
Well, lets hope for your sake it doesn't feature in this weeks 'Clubbers of the Week'!
Friends: *take me to a cool D&B event*
Me to the DJ: DO YOU HAVE COME ON EILEEN?!
When you get with someone you shouldn't and your drunk friend wants to tell EVERYONE
Me and my friend walking into our 9am after a heavy night
"Two Red Stripe for £5? I'll take three please sir"
Okay, come on now guys. Who farted ?!?
What you see in the corner of your room when you have sleep paralysis at 3am
Can someone come and collect their Dad pls
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me:
Sometimes you've just got to grab them to check they're still there
Take me AWAAAAY a secret PLAAAACE a sweet ESCAAAAPE
Lets see how fast can you down your VK 3, 2, 1 .. GO
How are those drinks floating ??
All your friends are going out but your mum is up to visit? No problem!
When your ex walks into the club
Photo credits: Soho Rooms Newcastle (Sarah May), Oops Newcastle (Rob Anderson), Bijoux Bar Newcastle (IAMVIP), The Empress Bar (IAMVIP) Block Party (Max Cooper), House of Smith, Dr Beat
Calling all the hot girl runners: Here are the best Strava segments to run in the Toon
Lily OakleyWhen the dating apps aren’t working, it’s time to look confused at a half marathon x
Don’t panic, but applications for The Newcastle Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Emmie FosterWe’re recruiting for Editor in Chief, News Editor, Features Editor, Social Media Editor and TikTok Editor
‘Two girls got the clap’: These were the worst confessions from the Newcastle Uni ski trip
What can go wrong in Les Deux Alpes?
Police release CCTV image after woman was sexually assaulted near Newcastle University
Francesca EkeNorthumbria Police believe this man may have witnessed the incident and could have valuable information
Stop the press! Nominations for Newcastle’s BNOC of the year 2024 are open
Hiruni FernandoThe ultimate accomplishment to add to your LinkedIn
‘Did you actually attend the lectures’: Ranking Newcastle Uni lecturers’ brutal comments
The Russell Group is beginning to rustle my feathers x
Northumbria University hosting first ever fashion show in support for Young Minds Charity
Lara ParsonsThe student-led event is taking place at Northumbria SU on the 22nd April
Newcastle Uni sports teams give advice to students wanting to start a sport next year
‘Be prepared to get drowned, whacked in the face and kneed in the crotch’
Northumbria student caught hiding class A drugs with intent to supply avoids prison time
28-year-old Arjun Tandon transformed his life after his arrest which had brought ‘shame’ on his family
Newcastle University student takes home £5,000 prize from ITV gameshow The 1% Club
22-year-old Maisie McClure didn’t use her ‘pass’ card until the 13th question
Everything I’ve learnt as a northern student whilst studying at Newcastle University
Hannah MercerWe’re like a rare species
Newcastle Fashion Show to be held in summer for both Newcastle and Northumbria students
The event will give all students the opportunity to model
Greggs to sponsor Newcastle graduations and students get a sausage roll with certificate
Students will be handed the sausage roll along with their certificates on the graduation stage
Here are the seven best ways to prepare for spring in the Toon as a Newcastle student
Kat QuintonSpring has nearly sprung!
Tropiloco event by Loosedays set to expand outside of Newcastle due to growing popularity
The event has sold out almost every week since starting in July 2023
Newcastle students vote towards fully plant-based catering on campus with 89 per cent majority
The motion will see an eventual transition to 100 per cent plant-based catering
I survived my first St Paddy’s Day in the Toon and this is how it went
Any excuse to drink am I right x
Time to paint the Toon green: All the St Paddy’s day events happening this weekend
Ignore that dissertation deadline and get a baby Guinness down you
How to make the most out of your final semester at Newcastle University
Mary WaringThere is more to life than your diss and the Philly Rob
Omg, MAFS UK fan favourite Georges is rumoured to appear on Celebs Go Dating!
Ellie RingGet him back on our screens!
Lauren reveals the ‘spicy’ parts of her MAFS Australia final vows that were cut from show
Jono should be thankful these weren’t aired
24 years after it first came out, what is the iconic cast of Gilmore Girls up to now?
Give me another reunion asap please
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Jono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’