Clubbers of the week: You guys celebrated the end of term in true Newcastle style

What with the raucous debauchery of St Paddy's would it have been too much of a stretch to expect a quiet week for the clubs? Not really, but this is Newcastle and it appears not even Soho flooding dampened your spirits for a night out.

So, without further ado, here are some of our favourite clubbers of the week:

When you realise it's only Monday

Only just holding back the tears

When you're reunited with the bestie you made in the girl's toilets moments before

When you spot a 10/10 at the bar

Trying to decide if that unattended drink is safe or not

On the one hand I'm broke, on the other I don't need a trip to A&E

Tits out for the boys, tits out for the boys! Kwami!

Jam'ie Private School Girl would be proud

Sorry, do I know you?

Somebody's ready for their cheesy chips and their bed

Walking out of the lads toilets like

Surely no toilet floor should be THAT sticky

I SAID: Do you want to come home with me?

At least your mate is digging your dance moves…

I know we call them birds mate but that doesn't make them edible

And finally: The three stages of a Soho night out

What am I doing here? What is in this drink? Oh f*ck it!

Photo credits: Tiger Weds (Harry Craig) Soho Rooms (Chris Gray), Oops Newcastle (Oops Mondays), Feral Fridays (Aaron Shaquille-Carlton)