Clubbers of the Week
Oops, I did it again
A night out consists of many trebles, laughs and regrets – not always in that order. Thank FUCK we have club photographers to document the memories that would otherwise be forgotten.
Spotting your ex with a 2/10
If I close my eyes I don't have to look at him
"Watch me drink this through my nose"
When you realise you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer
Me checking my abs after two sit ups
When your mate wants a pic mid-'YMCA'
Weird flex, but ok.
That tequila shot left a bad aftertaste
When it's church at 10 but Bijoux is calling
I swear I'm old enough to be in here! I got a stamp!
"Yes Mum, I've been studying hard all evening!"
*ABBA comes on*
No man left behind
Locking target: treble
When the drink you found on the side is still fresh. Result!
My bank card didn't get declined! Drinks on me
"Fuck it, lets go Soho!"
When your friend asks you if the lad who's grinding on her is alright
Look at the ceiling if you're a legend
This is the 'send backup' face
Photo credits: Max Cooper, Chris Gray, Sarah May
We’d hate to be your landlords right now
The university has confirmed no one was hurt and staff have been praised for their hard work
The rally is a collaboration between Newcastle University ‘It Happens Here’ society and Women’s Street Watch NCL
If you wear a North Face, the answer is defo Jesmond
Looking for a cheap night out? We have you covered
From Christmas markets to the panto, we’ve got you covered
A coffee is more than just a drink to Jesmond’s students – it’s also a hangover cure, staple of the uni diet and the only way to get through 9ams
The bingo-meets-party event is coming to 15 towns and cities across the UK.
Live your boujee best life in the comfort of your own kitchen
The Newcastle women’s watchdog are going the extra mile to be there for girls feeling unsafe during nights out
Now everyone is back at uni, it’s time to see what’s been overheard on Northumbria and Newcastle’s campus
Whether you’re after a superfood salad or a greasy gyros, we’ve got you covered
Not everyone has what it takes to be Kate Elisabeth, sorry x
This is the biggest reality TV divide of our time
Might as well know what you’ve gotten yourself into
How can two kids have such vibey TikToks?
If you aren’t getting the slides out, don’t bother
Anyone got a spare few million I can borrow? Will give it back x
The waiting period between jabs has also been halved from six to three months
His eldest daughter is a Brookes grad
One queen gained over 170,000 followers whilst competing for the crown
Now they’re considering a move to online teaching permanently
‘Santa baby come and pull my knickers down’
The drama on this show cannot be matched
They went to Winter Wonderland together👀
They all need to stop dating their colleagues
We’re just as heartbroken as you
‘I felt like a winner before the crown because of the way Ru spoke to me’
But the gender pay gap doesn’t exist!!!
‘My life, for as long as I have known it, has been me living in a state of uncertainty’
I am obsessed with noughties Chrishell
You’re so wrong if you think you can’t death drop to a power ballad x
Krystal Versace did Baby Spice better than Emma Bunton