Clubbers of the Week
Oops, I did it again
A night out consists of many trebles, laughs and regrets – not always in that order. Thank FUCK we have club photographers to document the memories that would otherwise be forgotten.
Spotting your ex with a 2/10
If I close my eyes I don't have to look at him
"Watch me drink this through my nose"
When you realise you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer
Me checking my abs after two sit ups
When your mate wants a pic mid-'YMCA'
Weird flex, but ok.
That tequila shot left a bad aftertaste
When it's church at 10 but Bijoux is calling
I swear I'm old enough to be in here! I got a stamp!
"Yes Mum, I've been studying hard all evening!"
*ABBA comes on*
No man left behind
Locking target: treble
When the drink you found on the side is still fresh. Result!
My bank card didn't get declined! Drinks on me
"Fuck it, lets go Soho!"
When your friend asks you if the lad who's grinding on her is alright
Look at the ceiling if you're a legend
This is the 'send backup' face
Photo credits: Max Cooper, Chris Gray, Sarah May
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If you’re reading this, do your uni work
A shopping trolley has caused travel disruptions between Four Lane Ends and Tynemouth
No summer holiday plans? It’s not too late!
Forget the Bahamas, Beach Box is back for 2022
There can only be one winner
‘We are England’ shows Jesmond residents unfairly painting a negative picture of the students living here
Both Newcastle and Northumbria are on board with the decision
Your bank account can thank us later x
A few things that make us first years a little different
No summer fit is complete without an iced latte
When is it ever a bad idea to eat out? Exactly
No, her Instagram bio doesn’t say she divorced a millionaire to find a billionaire like they said on the show
Johnny Depp’s lawyer grilled her on it during yesterday’s questioning
The National Union of Students has been cut off from government funding and representation over claims of antisemitism
Lisa McGee has a lot to answer for
She is a TV producer too, and says the show was her idea
David Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys
This entire film is cursed
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’
She’s been married four times and has a son who is a ‘cannabis enthusiast’
She said they knew she was leaving The Oppenheim Group for over a year
Her ex-husband’s dog allegedly had bowel problems
There’s been a special guest in every ep so far and people are convinced Nadine is next
Because they definitely need more cash, right!!!
In court yesterday she said: ‘I fully intend to honour all of my pledges’
Farrah Moan then called Gia ‘the human embodiment of the Scream mask’
He wore sunglasses while his ex-wife spoke
I am respectfully asking for Sam Ryder’s hair care routine
‘We both feel like we’ll be in each other’s life forever’
Her back must really hurt from carrying this show
Yes, the Serbian banger does actually name-drop Meghan Markle
This time next year Ncuti Gatwa will be #1