Clubbers of the Week
Oops, I did it again
Bex LynchA night out consists of many trebles, laughs and regrets – not always in that order. Thank FUCK we have club photographers to document the memories that would otherwise be forgotten.
Spotting your ex with a 2/10
If I close my eyes I don't have to look at him
"Watch me drink this through my nose"
When you realise you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer
Me checking my abs after two sit ups
When your mate wants a pic mid-'YMCA'
Weird flex, but ok.
That tequila shot left a bad aftertaste
When it's church at 10 but Bijoux is calling
I swear I'm old enough to be in here! I got a stamp!
"Yes Mum, I've been studying hard all evening!"
*ABBA comes on*
No man left behind
Locking target: treble
When the drink you found on the side is still fresh. Result!
My bank card didn't get declined! Drinks on me
"Fuck it, lets go Soho!"
When your friend asks you if the lad who's grinding on her is alright
Look at the ceiling if you're a legend
This is the 'send backup' face
Photo credits: Max Cooper, Chris Gray, Sarah May
Cass Kefford-Joyce
Nominations are open for Newcastle’s BNOC of the year 2022
If you think you know Newcastle’s big name on campus, get nominating
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Ten punny captions for your graduation post
Francesca EkeSo you’ve handed in your dissertation, finished your last exam. Now all that’s left is the equally stressful task of devising your Instagram caption
Charlie Watson
Trolled by shopping trolley: Metro disruption as trains suspended
A shopping trolley has caused travel disruptions between Four Lane Ends and Tynemouth
We spoke with Stack staff on the announcement of its closure
Over 100 members of staff from Stack Newcastle will have to find new jobs after the closure of the venue this May
What if Formula 1 raced in Newcastle?
Joshua AitkenLewis Hamilton and the rest would be tearing down Osbourne Road
Jesmond Beach Box is back this weekend and we couldn’t be happier
Joe AndersonForget the Bahamas, Beach Box is back for 2022
I went on a mission to find the best salt and chilli chicken in Newcastle
Louisa RileyThere can only be one winner
Jesmond locals brand students ‘yobs’ in BBC documentary
Hannah Fitzhugh‘We are England’ shows Jesmond residents unfairly painting a negative picture of the students living here
Newcastle’s universities to stop selling baked beans on campus to ‘combat beaning crisis’
Both Newcastle and Northumbria are on board with the decision
All the ways that you can spot a Newcastle first year
jemimakiteA few things that make us first years a little different
Six summer fashion tips if you’ve been caught off guard by the heatwave
No summer fit is complete without an iced latte
Eight places to eat in Newcastle that you’ve forgotten about
When is it ever a bad idea to eat out? Exactly
Who is Crystal? The mysterious ex-wife of Jessey Lee from Bling Empire
Hayley SoenNo, her Instagram bio doesn’t say she divorced a millionaire to find a billionaire like they said on the show
Depp v Heard: How did Amber Heard get her role in Aquaman?
Hannah Van De PeerJohnny Depp’s lawyer grilled her on it during yesterday’s questioning
Explained: What led up to the government ‘disengaging’ with the NUS and what happens next
Suzanna ChenThe National Union of Students has been cut off from government funding and representation over claims of antisemitism
31 reactions to the emotionally traumatic final episode of Derry Girls season three
Georgia MooneyLisa McGee has a lot to answer for
Kelly Mi Li is suing the producer of Bling Empire on Netflix!
She is a TV producer too, and says the show was her idea
Here’s a full rundown of everything we know about the new era of Doctor Who
Harrison BrocklehurstDavid Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys
Revealed: The ‘fake’ Insta stories Coleen Rooney posted and says caught out Rebekah Vardy
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’
Everything you have ever wanted to know about queen Anna Shay from Bling Empire
She’s been married four times and has a son who is a ‘cannabis enthusiast’
Christine Quinn claims Selling Sunset producers created the bribery storyline
Lydia VennShe said they knew she was leaving The Oppenheim Group for over a year
‘I wasn’t in a pranking mood’: Amber Heard says she didn’t use Johnny Depp’s bed as a toilet
Her ex-husband’s dog allegedly had bowel problems
Here is all the evidence Nadine Coyle will make an appearance in Derry Girls
There’s been a special guest in every ep so far and people are convinced Nadine is next
Ranked: The Bling Empire cast members making the most money on Instagram
Because they definitely need more cash, right!!!
Amber Heard admits to not paying $3.5million divorce settlement she pledged to charity
In court yesterday she said: ‘I fully intend to honour all of my pledges’
Gia Gunn tweeted there was ‘zero beauty’ at DragCon LA and it’s caused Drag Race DRAMA
Farrah Moan then called Gia ‘the human embodiment of the Scream mask’
So, we finally know why Johnny Depp refused to look at Amber Heard during her testimony
He wore sunglasses while his ex-wife spoke
He came second in Eurovision 2022, but who actually is Sam Ryder?
I am respectfully asking for Sam Ryder’s hair care routine
G Flip says they first met Chrishell last year – when she was still with Jason
Izzy Schifano‘We both feel like we’ll be in each other’s life forever’
Maeva is single-handedly saving Made in Chelsea, and we don’t deserve her
Her back must really hurt from carrying this show
Only Graham Norton himself could get full marks on this Eurovision 2022 lyrics quiz
Yes, the Serbian banger does actually name-drop Meghan Markle
