Clubbers of the Week: New year new me, but we’re still found in Soho having it large
Let’s never change
Tash EmersonBack at uni with our New Year resolutions but what's new? Nothing by the seems of it. Not even the minus temperatures and snow will stop us from hitting Blanc for £2 doubles, (shame it's not January anymore but we still have Tuesdays!). Four down and your friend says to you, "shall we go out?" and guess what, you've already booked the Uber.
This is why Newcastle is the best. Let's see some of our fave clubbers of this week.
When you're spangled in the club trying to count how many trebs you've had
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Oooh ahhh I lost my bra I left my knickers in my boyfriend's car
Or just in Soho
When the Milf you're chatting up in Flares asks if she's still got it
Creeper of the week
He's definitely trying to lick her face
"BITCH WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?"
When all your mates are off out and you're stuck in the library still finishing that damn essay
Scanning the room for unattended trebs
Silly freshasss
Seriously though, what are you looking at??
When your mate says you're all leaving in five to get food from Munchies
Who brought their grandma to Soho??
And I'll leave you with the nipslip of the week
Das ist ein nipfel
Photo credits: Mono (Michael Trimble), Soho Rooms (Chris Gray), Groovy Disco Tech, Perdu (Ellen Rea), Flares (IamVIP)
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