Newcastle’s Fittest Freshers: The boys, round one
Calm down ladies
Izzy HallIt's a new year, a new you and there's some new freshers for you to feast your eyes on. We've gathered your nominations and are ready to proudly present: The boys, round one.
So ignore all your uni work and get ready to drool over some fit, fit freshers…
NUMBER 1 – ADAM BEESE
From: London
Halls: Castle Leazes
Weird fact about yourself: I came second in the Quicksilver British Championships
Best chat up line you've ever used: “Mae eich llygaid yn brydferth”
Perfect date: Nando's
Current relationship status: Single
NUMBER 2 – JOE BAILEY
From: Manchester
Halls: Verde
Weird fact about yourself: I've been a vegetarian for 14 years but am partial to McNuggets when I'm pissed after a night out
Best chat up line you've ever used: "Is that a ladder in your tights or is it a stairway to heaven?"
Perfect date: Meal at an Italian followed by drinks in a piano bar
Current relationship status: Single
NUMBER 3 – JORDAN EARLE
From: Kent
Halls: Castle Leazes
Weird fact about yourself: Beat a Leazes cow in a foot race whilst blindfolded
Best chat up line you've ever used: "Surely you're not gonna drink both of your trebs AND that Jägerbomb?"
Perfect date: A Deliveroo feast over an episode of Peaky Blinders, followed by a frosty blue WKD supplied by me
Current relationship status: Complicated love triangle between Harry Taylor and the Cosy Dove
NUMBER 4 – JOE WYCHE
From: London
Halls: Castle Leazes
Weird fact about yourself: I've had a hole in my right knee since the age of seven
Best chat up line you've ever used: “You remind me of my big toe because I can see myself banging you on every piece of furniture in the house.”
Perfect date: Dinner, seperate Ubers home and an early bedtime
Current relationship status: Taken
NUMBER 5 – JAMIE WATSON
From: Lincoln
Halls: The Verde
Weird fact about yourself: Whenever I get pissed I become suddenly willing to do anything…e.g. get my head smashed against walls and all my body hair shaved off
Best chat up line you've ever used: Never used a chat up line in my life, prefer to buy a girl a drink
Perfect date: Out for food, followed by cocktails and then a night out if it goes well
Current relationship status: Currently single
So there's round one. Get voting and keep an eye out for the girls!
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