19 things students in Newcastle need to STOP doing on Castle Leazes Ticket Exchange

Castle Leazes Ticket Exchange, the home of ticket swapping, ID finding and begging for a lift home. 90% of the posts are boring and unoriginal and we all know the only worthwhile ones are those which give us a 50% off Dominoes code. Here are the 19 things you need to stop doing immediately in order not to embarrass yourself any further or cause outrage with your fellow students:

1) Asking for medicine for their 'poorly horse'

I didn't know there was enough room for a pet horse in a Jesmond back yard. We get it, you do drugs.

2) Posting fake lost friends

Your mate had a one night stand and he will be back soon with a smug grin on his face. Stop taking away from the importance of finding those people who actually are missing.

3) Selling whipped cream canisters for everyone's 'baking needs'

Yeah…..totally, what are you making?? A Victoria Sponge at 4am?

4) Asking for their virginity back

'Has anyone seen it? I want it back.' Shut up.

5) Begging for free cigs

We hear this enough in Digi's smoking area, we don't need this from you.

6) Commenting 'I don't trust this seller' under their mates posts

It's not funny and it doesn't help anyone.

7) Commenting 'Is this still available' or 'Do you have any more pictures'

It's boring and nobody is laughing.

8) Having conversations in the comments

Just slide into their DM's will you. STOP WASTING OUR TIME.

9) Putting on their spoons table and asking for pints

We're all skint students too.

10) Getting people to 'roast' their mates

No words.

11) Posting after every night out that they've lost all their belongings

'Omg I'm such a liability', 'had such a mad one', 'when am I gonna stop being a mess'. We get it.

12) Posting a picture of the ID they've found instead of just messaging the person

Stop trying to make yourself a BNOC. THE NAME IS ON THE FFING ID.

13) Trying too hard to be funny

You obviously don't need that condom if you're that lame (ha ha ha 69 very mature).

14) Posting something 'funny' from their mates account which only they find funny

Didn't 'Fraping' stop in 2014?

15) Promo wankers

Nope, we still don't want a bottle at Waikiki thanks.

16) Bad spelling and grammar

If you're going to write an irrelevant post at least make sure it's spelt right

17) Claiming you lost your 'dignity' in Soho last night

If you hadn't just written a post telling us about it, maybe you might still have some of it left.

18) Promoting their corner shop

Yeah we get it, you sell Echo Falls.

19) Selling 'one night with this sexy beast' for £100000

If it's been posted on here then I assume that they're not that sexy.