Newcastle’s Fittest Fresher: Group three, the results
The final is looming
Another week, another fittest fresher final. If boy's aren't your thing, it's almost time to feast your eyes on the finest of the fresher ladies on campus, but not just yet.
First, we must reveal the last two fitties who have made it into the final.
With an impressive 31% of the votes, your round three winner is Josh Todd.
Josh couldn't believe his luck, asking "Are you sure you've counted right?" How modest.
When reassured that the votes had in fact been counted correctly, he proclaimed "Jesus Christ, better get on the pull tonight then". There's that modesty out the window.
If you're looking for some fit fresher loving tonight t ladies, you'll probably find Josh bobbing around in Soho (if he can fit his head through the door).
Leeds lad James Lethaby flew into second place, with 25% of the remaining votes.
When asked how he felt about the result, James told The Tab: "This is my best uni achievement to date". No kidding hun, you did fail first year on two occasions.
All your votes have been counted and verified. The top two placed bachelors of group three will move to the final, which will be published tomorrow.
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