Newcastle’s fittest freshers: The boys, round three
Last but certainly not least
The third and final round of Romeos is upon us and we have an absolute belting line up for you lushy ladies.
The sorts have been separated from the scruffs and we are proud to announce the last of the nominees…
NUMBER 1 – JOSH TODD
"He will definitely lose the race to the final"
From: Tunbridge Wells
Halls: Castle Leazes
Studies: Philosophy, I'm a thinker.
Weird fact about yourself: Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed
Best chat up line you have ever used: "If you jingle my bells, you'll get a white Christmas"
Perfect date: Girl picks up the tab
Current relationship status: Single
NUMBER 2 – HARRY MARSHALL
"His bum is as swollen as his ego"
From: North Wales
Halls: Liberty Plaza
Studies: Law
Weird fact about yourself: I can pick up things with my toes
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Was your mother a beaver because DAMN GIRL"
Perfect date: Take away with a horror movie
Current relationship status: In a relationship
NUMBER 3 – WILL BALL
"An absolute legend"
From: Hull
Halls: Castle Leazes
Studies: Chemical Engineering
Weird fact about yourself: Got an obsession with keeping my crepes clean
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Twinkle, twinkle little star, lets have sex inside my car"
Perfect date: My perfect date is probs going for a meal then off somewhere after.
Current relationship status: Single
NUMBER 4 – OWEN CREED
"Small cock big bank account"
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From: Newcastle
Halls: Glenamara
Studies: Entrepreneurial Business Management
Weird fact about yourself: My real name is Mark Rogers
Best chat up line you have ever used: "You're gorgeous, do you want a VIP band"
Perfect date: Lemsip and chill
Current relationship status: Single
NUMBER 5 – JAMES LETHABY
"Dangerously unstable but at least he looks okay"
From: Leeds Leeds Leeds
Halls: Jesmond (failed first year….twice, LOL)
Studies: Marketing
Weird fact about yourself: I was a finalist in Junior Masterchef 2011
Best chat up line you have ever used: "Are you a gorilla enclosure? Because I want to drop a kid in you"
Perfect date: Marmite sandwiches on a pedalo in the park, lovely
Current relationship status: Single n ready to mingle
This is the final round and the top two fitties will be joining Tobias, Patrick, Sam and Ollie in the final next week. Make sure to vote wisely!
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