
Clubbers of the summer: Graduation special
Get me back to The Toon
Whilst the student population of Newcastle are all on daddy's boat or being paid six quid an hour to pull pints in an empty pub somewhere in Yorkshire, Newcastle lives on.
Last month The Toon hosted a number of Graduation after parties, and here are some of the best of the club photos of poly and posh coming together for one last night on the trebs and jagerbombs. So long, post-grads.
Girl gang award. Even though someone didn't get the black memo…
People actually order pints in Empress apparently
Always be careful not to look like you're having too much fun
I'd be smiling too, pal
Deserves an award for making it into Cosmic before 11 x
Fresh from a Missguided add
The trebles are on Dad tonight
Friends who fart together, stay together
'Me and you should deffo hang out more, I've always felt like we just click'
Enjoying summer right
and finally, the squad goals award goes to

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Newcastle University Fashion Society’s annual fashion show is back!
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Newcastle University introduces safety net to offset effects of marking boycott
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Ten punny captions for your graduation post
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‘It should’ve stayed in my damn drafts’

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This character was supposed to die in the original plan for Stranger Things four
Thank god they changed their mind

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Loads of people are resigning from Boris’s government, but at least we have these 18 memes
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Omg guys! It was actually Joseph Quinn playing Eddie’s Metallica solo in Stranger Things
He’s been playing since he was a kid😭

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Dami is really playing with fire

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So many of them are in relationships, so now I’m crying

Casa Amor proves how hypocritical the double standards are in Love Island
The boys are having a completely different time to the girls

Ok so how are Vecna and The Mind Flayer now connected after the finale of Stranger Things 4?
A big twist changed everything we thought we knew

Everything Ronan Keating has said about Jack being on Love Island
‘I’m just worried about him in there with all those other guys’

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Jopper’s kiss was sexy and no one can tell me otherwise

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