Best of Newcastle YikYak
Exams, protein puns and Wallace and Gromit
Newcastle’s Yak banter remains top of the UK league table (probably), so here’s your monthly celebration of the Toon’s anonymous talent:
80 universities across the country were surveyed
Cue day drinking, BBQs on the beach and dodging rugby balls on Little Moor
Did somebody say resident discount?
Alice Birchall was described as ‘the most caring and considerate young woman you would ever wish to meet’
Who wins? You decide
The event will be held at the Discovery Museum on June 4th
It’s British Sandwich Week!
The university is one of 44 universities taking part in the strike
If you think you know Newcastle’s big name on campus, get nominating
If you’re reading this, do your uni work
A shopping trolley has caused travel disruptions between Four Lane Ends and Tynemouth
‘Until every queer person can wake up without fear of being harassed for being who they are, we still need Pride’
Any jobs going in the Upside Down?
It’s more accurate than whatever your year 13 careers advisor told you
‘I’m not willing to be marched to my death by the fossil fuel companies and their government puppets,’ says Bournemouth student Louis
I want everyone’s head to turn, sue me!
‘Tax cuts for anyone who has an affair with a foreign footballer’
We’re constantly degraded for our so-called lack of job opportunities when compared to STEM courses
She said she’d snog Liam, marry Dami and pie Andrew lool
It’s not looking good for Leeds Beckett grads
I’ll admit it, I’m a little bit jealous
No prizes for guessing London comes out on top
If Raja isn’t top four I will be inconsolable
Can they adopt me please??
This is *scarily* accurate
Here’s everything we know
That means she’s earnt almost £750 per SECOND 😮😮
‘While everyone else in society can claim benefits, many students can’t’
Hugo Hammond has denied these claims
Let us in so we can see who dies!
Honestly, I’ll watch anything with Robert Sheehan in
The heavyweight boxer also claimed to buy Loughborough students 100 pizzas every weekend