What was the craziest thing you did in Freshers’ week?
One guy pissed on his phone
We asked Ricky Road freshers to disclose their wildest moments during Freshers’ week.
Koffi, Maths and Economics
“My mate was introducing me to one of his new friends so without saying anything I greeted him with a headbutt.”
Aaron, Law
“I lost a bet where the odds were 30:1, my forfeit was for me to piss on my own phone. I did it. Smiling.”
Faith, Architecture
“My girlfriends and I were feeding this drunk fresher raw penne out the window. He wouldn’t fuck off so we just threw the cooking bolognese over him.”
Jamie, Electrical Engineering
“My flatmates said that on day one of Freshers’ I had to prove that I was Irish by downing a litre of Smirnoff. I woke up the next day in my flatmate’s bed after I’d screwed her.”
Zac, History and Politics
“On one of the first couple of nights I started running around outside the block without my pants on. Helicoptering.”
Ed, Psychology
“My front door wouldn’t open so I nutted it. I ended up in A&E with concussion.”
Jess, Chemistry
“I nearly had a fist fight with a female homeless drug dealer as she was trying to steal my man. Luckily he paid her to go away and we could continue our romance.”