Pig with a cig: Severed swine’s head dumped on Ricky Road bins

Can I twos on that


Disgruntled Ricky Road freshers found a fat pig’s head smoking a rollie on top of the wheelie bins last week.

People taking their rubbish out spotted the frozen corpse at around 6pm on Wednesday.

It had an unlit rollie in its mouth and its brains on show.

Neighbours say the chuffed-looking pig was plonked outside after sick pranksters left it in a vegan flatmate’s doorway.

U ok babe


First English student Cem spotted the head on his way to a block party, and was surprised to say the least.

“We were on our way to a shrooms on toast party. It’s fair to say it set the tone for the rest of the night.”

Cem added: “It was actually just taking the piss out of veganism, so that’s fine.”

“It looked like some sort of Sex Pistols album cover.

“It looked really human. That was the worst part.”

Max Birtles and he studies physical geography and lives nearby said: “It had a fag in its mouth – I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much in my life.”

Call the hambulance

Smoky bacon 

The “Pig with the Cig” has now miraculously disappeared.