Watch this guy do the snake on Athena chippy floor
One too many snakebites?
Isabella EckertHungry takeaway goers were left startled after a student took to the floor to do the snake last night.
The dancer shouted “I’m a snake!” as he slithered towards an unsuspecting chip buyer.
A witness tells us: “I heard girl scream in fear as the boy slithered up to her. He then bit her on the ankle. She didn’t seem too phased.”
A worker then told the boy to “get up, man”. The wiggler then gave the man a thumbs up and sat down.
Have you ever seen a human snake before? Will this become a new craze in Newcastle? If you see anything suspicious, let us know at [email protected].
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