Tinderific or just plain terrible?

The best of the worst Tinderers around Newcastle


It’s like marmite: you either love it or hate it. But Tinder has transformed students’ sex lives at uni. Like it or not, you’ve become the Beyonce of the dating world – to the left to the left is a daily routine.

So we’ve decided to do some naming and shaming. Here are the top twelve worst chat up lines we’ve encountered…

1) Tinder’s answer to Dragon Ball Z

2) Old McDonald found himself an iPhone

3) God of Guinness gives it a go

4) Tinder’s answer to Mr Whippy

5) King of the barbeque

6) The Romantic

7) The outright strange

8) Cock a doodle DON’T

9) The Welsh Warrior

10) Build a bear’s best customer

11) Got me in a chokehold…

This had to be included just for its pure cheese.

12) Calm down Gordon Ramsay

If this is anything to go by, boys of Newcastle, pull up your socks. You’re definitely not doing it right, because you’re all going to the left…