Safety Tips for Ladies
Are you a lady? Tired of causing poor men to harass you? Look no further!
Stacey AstillWalking the cruel streets of Newcastle is a dangerous business when you’re a lady. There’s ruffians at every turn, and your skirt is clearly screaming ‘rape me’, but don’t panic, just remember to check Twitter.
A recent hashtag “safetytipsforladies” has been collecting some of the sagest advice you could want. Make sure you don’t interrupt the day of poor, would be attackers with these simple steps.
Unicorns are a strong deterrent
No one messes with a T-Rex
Don’t worry, the Republicans are certain this is a fact
No skin = no problem
Man-skin is very in this year anyway
Obviously these are just some basic steps, and probably won’t protect you in all situations, but it’s a good start. Good luck ladies.
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