BNOC Of The Year

FIRST GROUP OF NOMINATIONS HERE

The warm weather means that one more academic year is drawing to a close. People have achieved all sorts and got their names out there whereas others have sat on their sofa and masturbated incessantly.

The Tab has decided it’s time to find out which student is the Biggest Name On Campus. They might run your favourite club night, captain your sports team or maybe they’re all over your Facebook and Twitter feed like a bad rash. Whatever the reason, we want you to nominate them!

Defining what makes a student into a Big Name is tricky as the process is more art than science. However, that hasn’t stopped us coming up with a few criteria which any nominations must be able to meet.

1 GROSS POPULARITY – a fellow member of the university community both you and almost everyone else you know are familiar with. Also applies if you pass them on campus, recognise them without knowing where from…and then realise it’s because you’ve Facebook stalked them.

2 FUNCTIONALITY – a fellow member of the university community who you do not know whose name you hear referred to solely in relation to their function or purpose within said community, for example a promoter.

3 INEFFABLE UBIQUITY – a fellow member of the university community whose name you hear all the time without comprehending their function or purpose within said community.

If any names immediately jumped out at you whilst reading the above, let us know! Send their name along with a brief description of why they’re a BNOC. Nominations close Tuesday 14th May with voting beginning the following day. There will be four groups of seven nominations, with the winner of the most votes going into the final.

Yes it’s a shameless popularity contest. Welcome to university.

Send your nominations to [email protected] or post them in the comments below. Or you can always contact us on Facebook or Twitter.