Careful who you sleep with

Newcastle students playing russian roulette with sexual health, study shows


Careful who you sleep with!

That’s the message from a sexual health survey that ranks Newcastle joint-tenth out of Russell Group unis.

Cleverly aping the uni grading system, the report gives Newcastle a 2:1 for the sexual health of its students.

That means you could be playing Russian Roulette with your bits if you go home for a bit of fun with a randomer. There’s a chance your partner will be clean, but they could be ridden with disease. Not pleasant.

The report by online doctor, Dr Ed, ranked Newcastle alongside Birmingham and Liverpool for measures such as campus-based access to contraception and testing.