The way to milk 10,000 hits
Thousands flock to Youtube to watch student pour pints of semi-skimmed on their heads
The TabAs The Tab celebrates 100,000 hits, a viral sensation we began to spread has reached 10,000 views in less than 48 hours.
Buying a pint of semi-skimmed at Jesmond Tesco this evening proved difficult
Milking is now destined to become an internet sensation.
The video has already been picked up by local press and has been repeatedly shared on Facebook and Twitter.
Other universities – including Edinburgh, Nottingham and Cirencester – have already said they will be filming their own versions, with other Tab websites also posting the udderly amazing video
If you have for some reason not found a way to watch this genius yet, here it is:
Remember, you saw it on The Tab first.
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