Milking: The new craze?
Jesmond is sending this viral
Logan JoryJesmond students are making a valiant attempt at kickstarting a new viral sensation – “milking”.
The fun starts with buying your milk, the bigger the better, and proceeding to stand or even sit in a formal location followed by emptying the contents on your head from a height. Again, the higher the better.
The craze is very typical of this time of year with assignments looming and third years becoming increasingly immature with the realisation that graduation is on the horizon.
Nonchalant outside the Cherry Tree
900 views in a day is not bad going.
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