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Chicken King is the one and only chicken shop you should be going to in Fallowfield

The true crowning glory

Watty you may be grotty but we love you

Just don’t wear Nike trainers to Ocies

There’s no club like Spiders, my grim hometown club

It sells toast, has a 20p cloakroom and prides itself on having an anti-dance policy

Ealing is the most underrated borough in London

I mean, our McDonald’s has iPads installed in the tables

Newcastle is the most entertaining city to live in

We’re the funnest night out by far

Bolton is a shithole, but it’s our shithole

Just stay away from pubs at closing time