Someone has written ‘A SUCKS’ in human poo in an OP fresher’s shower
The phantom pooer has struck again
Lottie Tiplady-BishopThe phantom Fallowfield pooer has been making brown waves amongst the confused and disgusted students of Manchester. As far as we now, the crappy crimes have cropped up on Curry Mile, Oxford Road and twice in Oak House.
Today they struck in Owens Park. Again. Tree Court, flat A to be specific. This time, the serial shitter took the liberty of scrawling "A sucks", presumeably in reference to Flat A, in their own faeces after taking a big ole' dump in the shower.
Yolande Hesmondhalgh, a first year living in Tree Court described the incident "another day in tree court, I go to have my morning shower and discovered the serial shitter that I had read about in The Tab was back. We think someone outside of Tree came in to cause some mayhem, because my mate's kitchen in E was raided and destroyed, but no food was stolen."
Disgusting.
As the epidemic unfolds, we're not yet able to pinpoint whether the problematic pooer is one sick, twisted individual or a group of people who love to poop.
If you have any more poo stories or information on the pantom pooer or pooers, please message us on Facebook or email [email protected].
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