
Alex Mytton is DJing at the Manchester Academy tomorrow
You know, that guy from Made In Chelsea?
Alex Mytton, best known for a stellar pseudo-reality performance on E4's Made In Chelsea, dating Kate Moss's sister and also cheating on Binky (how dare he), is blessing us with his DJ skills at Club Tropicana: Beach Party, with a special guest DJ set on Wednesday 18th October.
The event details tell us:
"Let’s go to the beach beach let’s go get a wave! ?"
"Relive your Fresher’s Week at Manchester Academy on the 18 October. Think summer in the winter, beach cocktails, great music & vibes from Top Of The Pops Manchester and even a special guest DJ, Made In Chelsea's ALEX MYTTON."
"Open to ALL students."
So if you fancy swapping out a night getting wavy in Hidden or Antwerp for "beach cocktails" and a possible glimpse of a "structured-reality televison" star (who is quite fit, to be fair) you can buy your tickets here, for a fiver.

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