Very important life lessons we learnt from Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
A stuffed olive is legit fancy dress
It's coming up to ten years since Georgia Nicholson and her Ace Gang hit our screens, and no British teen film has ever been as good. The film itself is an education, in life, in love, in fancy dress.
Keep your Ace Gang close
Georgia, Jas, Ellen and Rosie taught us that the bonds of an Ace Gang are unbreakable, even over Sex Gods and Slaggy Lindsays.
when u and your gang spot an absolute 10 pic.twitter.com/jTnRAsNofW
— Angus Thongs Reacts (@angusthongreact) December 3, 2014
Cats are infinitely better than dogs
Everyone needs an Angus in their life.
Wearing a bra = being a woman
Even if you can't fit a pencil case in there, the act of putting your nunga nungas into a bra means you've crossed the line over to womanhood.
Pls tell me every girl tried the pencil test during their young teenage years angus thongs n perfect snogging was the guide to life back den pic.twitter.com/nW2pdJiZqt
— 💟niamh💟 (@niamh_murphyx) August 24, 2017
Sad olive girl is legit fancy dress
It might be beyond the Valley of Sad City, but Georgia inspired a new wave of Halloween costumes.
I don't know if y'all have heard of the film 'Angus thongs and perfect snogging' but the main girl went as an olive. You guys should do that pic.twitter.com/Ve2J1G9tN8
— CASEY LEVI PINKHAM (@GodHatesCaseyP) October 5, 2017
Be really really careful with fake tan
Especially just before you go to the local lido to "accidentally" bump into your crush.
It's okay to cheat but only when it's with a Sex God with a slaggy girlfriend
I mean, morals aside, EVERYONE wanted Robbie to kiss Georgia in the pool – no one liked Slaggy Lindsay.
This part always makes me cry in Angus thongs and perfect snogging 😭💖 pic.twitter.com/mgbqDYvxLh
— King Pimp (@Rosmiester) October 5, 2017
Physical attractiveness tests are always a bad idea
No one really wants to know how ugly they are. I was heartbroken in Year 8 when I got a 4 for my teeth. Flip flippering flipping hell.
Fifteenth birthday parties are the shit (in Eastbourne)
Whose parents let them hire an ACTUAL NIGHTCLUB for their fifteenth birthday party??? All I got was a meal at Frankie and Benny's.
When you're having a sick night cause you're not at Tramps for Lindsay's party pic.twitter.com/dH7UBgEaPV
— Angus Thongs Reacts (@angusthongreact) November 30, 2014
Telling boys you're a lesbian so you can't go out with them will become an actual excuse you are forced to use
BECAUSE SOME OF THEM WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.
At the end of the day, you don't need a nose job or blonde hair because you will get your Sex God in the end
Okay so I already had blonde hair but I'm nose jobless despite that 4 on the sexual attractiveness test
Thanks, Ace Gang.