Why you should never, ever move to Manchester
Don’t even go there
It’s full of ugly, run down buildings
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBieoKqGsal/?taken-by=manchester
And most of the ugly buildings are covered in even uglier street art
I mean come on I could do this shit with my eyes closed
The nightlife is awful
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLapY27BoP5/?taken-at=1757195
They have this stupid event where everyone just listens to music in a warehouse all night
The scenery isn’t as pretty as London
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQVubCEhbNE/?tagged=thisismcr
The transport links are shit
Oh and everyone hates the magicbus
There’s just not enough greenery
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQtUjLxhV1G/?tagged=thisismcr
Someone better call the fashion police because people dress so badly here
A flat like this for half the price of the same one in London just isn’t even worth it
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHCatXegneH/?tagged=manchesterapartments
The old architecture isn’t as impressive as in London
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQPnEZFB1Oi/?tagged=thisismcr
Manchester is too small
Ugh it’s always just so cramped and claustrophobic
Just looking at the food makes you want to throw up
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQa5ihDAurG/?tagged=thisismcr
And there’s hardly any choice
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQqR_m6AMv8/?tagged=thisismcr
Nope nothing to eat here
Good luck finding an anything arty here
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQxjGsWj7iK/?tagged=thisismcr
Oh look there goes another ugly run down building
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ2_8Raja5b/?tagged=thisismcr
Just look how creepy and dangerous Manchester looks at night
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQmsw67lpob/?tagged=thisismcr
I don’t care what you say, the combination of old and new buildings just don’t good
You can’t get a decent brunch around here
And the university is absolutely hideous
Just