
J.K Rowling confirms Manchester invented Quidditch
UoM is basically hogwarts
Queen J.K has confirmed something we already knew, Manchester is the most magical city in the Muggle world – we even invented Quidditch.
Suck it Edinburgh
J.K Rowling is known for being highly vocal on twitter about important matters, yet always manages to stay true to her roots and allows the Harry Potter fandom to live on. As for this tweet? Facts are facts.
This comes following the Quidditch Championships which were held in Plattfield Park on Saturday 18th of February, where National teams battled it out for the winning glory, and the Cottonopolis Cup.
The University of Manchester has it’s own Quidditch Team, called the Manchester Manticores who participate in National Quidditch competitions.
Fancy joining the magic? You can find them on Facebook here.
Manchester once again, making my dreams come true.

University of Manchester spent £38,000 on private bailiffs to ‘violently’ evict rent strikers
‘This is the amount the university deemed appropriate to scare, frighten and silence their own students’

‘I know Luke didn’t say anything bad’, friend tells court in Fallowfield murder trial
‘I’m not sure what got this guy’s back up or why he felt the need to respond in the way he did’

Luke O’Connor was killed in Fallowfield after light-hearted skateboard comment, court told
The second year MMU student was fatally stabbed after coming home from a Halloween party

How we can all be a little more sustainable in Manchester this summer
Thrifty Fallow girlies are doing their bit

There are officially more rats in Fallowfield than students, new study finds
Praying the uni doesn’t choose to increase rent prices to deal with the pests

Manchester senior staff accused of discussing rent striker’s financial background in leaked emails
‘The university is just trying to distract from its failings’

We’re listening but won’t actually implement any of your demands, Manchester tells students
Last week 97 per cent of students voted in support of Manchester Rent Strike’s demands

I went charity shopping in Manchester and sussed out the best places so you don’t have to
Because second-hand lovers shouldn’t gatekeep

Rent Strike students occupy University of Manchester security offices in midnight operation
They said ‘we will not be intimidated by force or threats’

‘Violent’ eviction of student protesters shows where the University of Manchester’s priorities lie
When will the University of Manchester learn to respect its students?

NUS says it’s ‘disgusted’ with University of Manchester after ‘violent’ eviction of rent strikers
Students were dragged out by private bailiffs this morning at 5:21 am

Manchester students regain access to John Owens during senior management meeting
Later in the day, the board of governors refused to leave a building as students tried to give them a letter

Applications to join The Manchester Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN
Applications close on Thursday 30th March

University of Manchester uses bailiffs to evict rent strikers from the Simon building in 5am raid
Student strikers were forcibly carried out

Manchester University takes students to High Court over occupation of Simon building
Students occupying the Simon building ‘have no intention of leaving until we are forced to by baliffs’.

University of Manchester remains the favourite university of UK’s top employers
Some motivation to push on with your diss perhaps

We spoke to uniofmanchestermemes about what it’s like to run a uni meme page
And finally aired our grievances

The type of tattoo you should probably get based on your Manchester Uni halls
TW Roasting and stereotypes

‘The whole experience was really daunting’: Where and how Manc students can get tested for STIs
The three letter acronym that gets every parent and student quivering

Sugar babies, strippers and feet pic sellers: Manchester students find unique ways to finance their uni lives
‘Heading to 9am lectures with seven inch heels and lingerie under my hoodie is definitely an experience’

Magazine shoots to red carpets: Inside Evelyn’s lavish life since filming MAFS Australia
She has just launched her own podcast!

Omg! BBC has just confirmed an I Kissed a Boy: The Reunion is coming
Queen Dannii Minogue is back to host

So, who from season nine of MAFS Australia are actually still friends?
There have been boxing matches left, right and centre

Alyssa admits why she kept saying ‘my child’ on Married at First Sight Australia
There is a lot viewers didn’t see

Black veils and a TV crew: Inside Olivia Attwood’s funeral themed hen do
It’s okay Liv, I know my invite got lost in the post x

Shannon finally reveals why he wrote ‘stay’ at the commitment ceremony on MAFS Australia
I guess now it makes sense…

Um guys, Love Island’s Coco is reportedly dating DJ Joel Corry
What in the multiverse of madness is going on?!

There’s another cosy video of Tom and Samie and everyone’s sure they’re back together
In the clip, a friend is sarcastically saying ‘they’re friends now, they’re friends’

Maura Higgins left ‘shaken’ after masked men attempted to break into her home
‘Maura is upping security on her car and at her home’

The full relationship timeline of Chrishell Stause and G Flip, from music videos to marriage
They go on double dates with Jason and Marie-Lou!

eBay is asking viewers to list their pre-loved clothes and they could be worn on Love Island
Listing my entire wardrobe ASAP

This British TikTok group are everywhere rn, so here’s a brief history of all their controversies
Max Balegde carrying this group’s drama on his back I see

Brilliant, the government’s new rent reform bill is going to cause total chaos for students
As if finding somewhere to live wasn’t hard enough

A comprehensive rundown of Jason Oppenheim’s dating history
Yes, they’re all real estate agents and models

A deep dive into Kendall Jenner’s award-winning tequila business 818
Brb, just popping to Selfridges to buy a bottle x

‘Do you guys ever think about dying?’: The best unhinged memes from Greta Gerwig’s Barbie trailer
I simply can’t wait until July for this film to be released

Every cast member who has dramatically quit Selling Sunset, and their reasons why
Bring back Christine!