Fifth Avenue has been voted the 10th worst club in the UK
I’m surprised it wasn’t higher
Thousands of you voted for the UK’s worst club and the results are in.
Fifth Avenue received 199 votes in The Tab’s survey, and we couldn’t be more proud.
It smells, the music is shite and it’s so cheap that you know you’re being hoaxed.
It’s the backup club for when the Factory queue is too long that we all wish we had never been to, but always go to more than once. Full of indie kids who can’t get into 42’s, creepy guys trying to grope you and wasted girls who are trying to throw up on you, Fifth Ave is an experience you’ll never forget, even after all those £2 doubles.
Lewis, second year physicist told The Tab: “Everyone goes in freshers’ week because they don’t know it’s shit. If you go again, you’ve got terrible taste. Or you’re doing it for an ironic night out, which can be quite fun.”
See you there for the post exam celebrations.