Manchester’s most bizarre 999 calls
What does emergency even mean?
Greater Manchester Police get almost 3000 phonecalls to 999 everyday, but apparently not all of them are emergencies
Here’s our selection of the most bizarre 999 calls in Manchester recently:
999 today from owner of business in dispute with builder who has apparently painted walls the wrong colour + and now refusing to return keys
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 25, 2016
Call now to the Village, where woman has gone into bar staff area, put on someone's clothes and refusing to take them off. Update to follow
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) March 8, 2016
Overnight calls include complaint about someone playing drums in the early hours in student accommodation
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) March 14, 2016
999s today include report that a youth has stolen a bag of Maltesers…
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) March 8, 2016
Odd call 5pm yesterday to concern for man (drunk and/or 'legal highs'?) on Chorlton St with bow & arrows, wellies + combat pants. No trace
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 24, 2016
…the confused drunk woman in question has now given back the clothes and been taken away by a friend #timetogohome
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) March 8, 2016
Thankfully, 6pm call about "very deceased man" in NQ car park, was drunk man who had some oxygen from medics, then walked off.
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 27, 2016
Odd call today about man on Canal St taking a "giant tortoise" for a walk. Caller helpfully added "they're moving slowly towards Piccadilly"
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) February 26, 2016
999 at 6am call from man asking for police to take him home and he would pay us…We gave some obvious advice about getting a proper taxi
— GMP City Centre (@GMPCityCentre) March 20, 2016
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