Manchester’s Yaks of the week

‘Promoters are the student equivalent of Jehovas witnesses’


This week’s been a big one for promotion and elections, but with dissertation deadlines closing in, any form of procrastination has been booming, especially Yik Yak.

Here are a selection of the week’s best yaks:

Sorry to bother you, have you heard about a club called Fifth?

No offence guys

So British

Yeah he was probably more of a Sankeys man

Watch your back

More matches than tinder at least

Dad joke of the week

But at least we know how to queue

1 word down, 9999 to go

Air is really nutritious

You truly are goals babe

Good things come in Tab packages

Good to know the fame hasn’t corrupted her x

Takes exactly as long as the bus and costs 10x more… but I need it

The hills are alive with the sound of Skepta

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