Manchester’s Yaks of the week

‘Promoters are the student equivalent of Jehovas witnesses’


This week’s been a big one for promotion and elections, but with dissertation deadlines closing in, any form of procrastination has been booming, especially Yik Yak.

Here are a selection of the week’s best yaks:

Sorry to bother you, have you heard about a club called Fifth?

Sorry to bother you, have you heard about a club called Fifth?

No offence guys

No offence guys

So British

So British

Yeah was probably more of a Sankeys man

Yeah he was probably more of a Sankeys man

Watch your back

Watch your back

More matches than tinder at least

More matches than tinder at least

Dad joke of the week

Dad joke of the week

But we still know how to queue

But at least we know how to queue

1 word down, 9999 to go

1 word down, 9999 to go

Air is really nutritious

Air is really nutritious

You truly are goals babe

You truly are goals babe

Good things come in Tab packages

Good things come in Tab packages

Tissues at the ready, she knows

Good to know the fame hasn’t corrupted her x

Takes exactly as long as the bus and costs 10x more... but I need it

Takes exactly as long as the bus and costs 10x more… but I need it

The hills are alive with the sound of Skepta

The hills are alive with the sound of Skepta

Welcome home

Welcome home