Manchester’s Yaks of the week
Curry Mile procrastination edition
Naomi EvansThe roadworks have given us all at least three extra hours a day to sit and do nothing, here are the results.
Act like a Crawley that’s not me
Well it is 2 for £6
Tower hasn’t been redecorated since they were freshers either
Should maybe stop bragging about how smart you had to be to get in
He cut that grass well
And they didn’t nick my milk either
Same goes for library printers
Boy better know when they’re running out of tuna mayo
Never heard of it
All accurate except that blue sky
The truth hurts
Dad joke of the week
Mariel Havard Griffiths
Nominations are now OPEN for Manchester’s ultimate BNOC 2024
Rebecca MurphyShort for stuff on your CV? This is for you
Student protest after Manchester Pro-Life Society held ‘grill the pro-lifer’ talk on campus
Lucas AnnisonThe CEO of the Alliance of Pro-life, Madeline Page, spoke to students at the university last week
The Manchester Tab wants you: Apply to be part of the 2024-2025 Editorial team
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Inquest opened into death of ‘very vulnerable’ Manchester student killed by convicted rapist
Tributes were made to Elizabeth McCann who was murdered by Simon Goold in August 2022
‘Terrified’ student watched as mouse ran around Manchester Metropolitan University library
Francesca EkeThe rodent was seen on the first floor of the All Saints Library on Saturday
New report exposes widening ethnicity and disability pay gap at University of Manchester
The number of BAME staff decreased in 2023 and disability pay gaps increased to 16.1 per cent and 10.3 per cent
Manchester police officer cleared of rape allegation against 20-year-old student in her home
James Darnton was found not guilty of the allegation that occurred in 2009
Mouse spotted running around inside University of Manchester library building
Footage shows the rodent scuttling around the Alan Gilbert Learning Commons
Manchester student suspended for occupation in protest of university links to Israel
Molly WilkinsonThe student’s suspension bans any presence on campus except for academic or welfare purposes
Manchester police officer accused of raping student in her home after she rang for help
The 20-year-old student had called police after her ex threatened to post naked photos of her online
University of Manchester bans applications from London students because their ‘vibes are off’
A leaked email sent to staff explained that the ban will come in place from September 2024
Manchester pro-life students were reportedly ‘spat on’ and told they ‘should be r*ped’
Society members were allegedly subjected to a ‘torrent of abuse’ at last week’s Stop Manchester Pro Life protest
Manchester police received ‘training’ after dragging and standing on sleeping homeless man
The officer’s behaviour has been branded as ‘dehumanising’ and ‘unacceptable’
‘Insulting’ trigger warning in Uni of Manchester lecture around buying a round of drinks
The sociology lecture included two warnings and links to helplines for students that found the topic distressing
‘I love the atmosphere’: Asking Manchester students what they love most about the city
Anil PaudelThe Manchester Tab spoke to undergrad and postgrad students about why they chose the 0161 for their studies
Fight broke out between students at protest against Uni of Manchester Pro-Life society
Students gathered outside the Students’ Union protesting against a Pro-Life society event held last night
University of Manchester Pro-Life Society recruits two new female committee members
The society had previously received criticism for being made up of just two men
A definitive ranking of Manchester’s club smoking areas from worst to best
Melissa TaglioneJust let us smoke inside again, please
University of Manchester received the most applications out of the Russell Group in 2024
It is sometimes hard to see why when you’re traipsing to uni on the 142 in the rain…
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Emily SmithFilling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Phoebe Kowhai
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop