Manchester’s Yaks of the week

Curry Mile procrastination edition


The roadworks have given us all at least three extra hours a day to sit and do nothing, here are the results.

Act like a Crawley that's not me

Act like a Crawley that’s not me

Well it is 2 for £6

Well it is 2 for £6

Tower hasn't been redecorated since they were freshers either

Tower hasn’t been redecorated since they were freshers either

Should maybe stop bragging about how smart you had to be to get in

Should maybe stop bragging about how smart you had to be to get in

He cut that grass well

He cut that grass well

And they didn't nick my milk either

And they didn’t nick my milk either

Same goes for library printers

Same goes for library printers

Boy better know when they're running out of tuna mayo

Boy better know when they’re running out of tuna mayo

Must be a type of grape or something

Never heard of it

All accurate except that blue sky

All accurate except that blue sky

The truth hurts

The truth hurts

Dad joke of the week

Dad joke of the week