
The worst thing in Manchester is ticketed events
Saino’s prices are a joke too
Last week we ran a poll to find out what the worst thing about Manchester is, and the results are in.
Ticketed events topped the charts with a solid 20 per cent of the votes, proving how much we really hate planning nights out.
No, I don’t know where I want to go on May 5th 2016.
The ridiculous price of Fallowfield Sainsbury’s came in a close second, receiving almost 15 per cent of your votes.
Who puts the most expensive Saino’s in the country in a student town? We don’t know, but we’d like to meet them and have a word.
The Curry Mile also came in at third place, at 14.3 per cent.

Roomie Roulette: A handbook for spotting the tell-tale signs of living with a nightmare
Everyone’s been guilty of number seven before

Former Manchester student to face up to six months in prison after Just Stop Oil protest
Phoebe Plummer has been remanded to prison until May 16th 2024

Manchester student paid £3.2k for taking part in 10 day clinical trial during reading week
Freya is unable to exercise or leave her room throughout the whole 10 days

Call for ‘creepy’ TikTok account filming women on Manchester nights out to be banned
A woman featured in multiple videos has claimed the account is helping create a ‘community of misogynistic men’

Your one-stop shop for placement applications – from a Manc girly who just went through it
I am an ADHD mess of a Manchester student currently in my first month of placement

Manchester music student found dead in bathroom of halls of residence
20-year-old Cian Chantrill is described as being ‘friends with everyone’

Manchester students crash UoM Senate meeting during protest for Palestine
Students entered the meeting with banners chanting ‘your profits are covered in Palestinian blood’

Man arrested for wearing ‘offensive’ Manchester Arena bomber costume for Halloween
He has since been released on conditional police bail

We failed the Didsbury Dozen, so that you can complete it
Top tip – remember that half of it is in a different part of Didsbury

11 unavoidable conversations in your Manchester house group-chat
I have definitely been the target of some of these messages before

Manchester University’s Alan Gilbert building painted orange by Just Stop Oil protesters
The protester was arrested shortly afterwards by Greater Manchester Police

Planning application submitted for redevelopment of Fallowfield campus
The plans include redevelopment of Owens Park, Woolton Hall and Oak House

Seven alternative nights out for Manchester freshers that don’t involve booze
Save your bank account and wake up fresh as a daisy

Warnings issued in Manchester after circulation of super strength MDMA pills
Drug harm reduction resource MANDRAKE has tested pills with extremely high doses of MDMA

ALIVE: Manchester’s student-run festival is back with a bang this month
Come and check out over 30 student artists for the price of a pint

University of Manchester announces Nightline closure
The service provided confidential overnight support for students

These are officially the best private schools for 2024, if you’ve got a spare £50k to burn
The Times’ private school ranking 2024 is out

Um, people are completely convinced Nathanial and Adrienne from MAFS UK are dating now?
He posted a very lengthy reel about how much he loves her

Bibs, bras and better veneers: This is what the MAFS UK 2023 cast should get for Christmas
Arthur should definitely get a shirt that’s suitable for dinner

All the big songs from the Hunger Games’ soundtracks, ranked from flop to bop
Can’t and won’t stop singing Can’t Catch Me Now

There are loads of throwback pictures of the Oppenheim twins and they are wild
Seeing them with hair feels wrong

Ranking every romanceable companion in Baldur’s Gate 3 by how many red flags they have
Not Gale talking about his ex every five minutes

It’s confirmed! Squid Game: The Challenge will be back for season two – here’s how to apply
I genuinely think I could win

The Tab’s Christmas gift guide: Actually good gifts for every type of person in your life
From the wannabe TikToker to your dad

An ode to Barry Keoghan and his chaotically sexy Instagram
I can’t escape this man and honestly? I don’t want to

RIP I’m A Celeb (2002-2023): It was fun while it lasted, but let’s call it a day now
Casting controversial politicians isn’t dramatic, it’s desperate

An investigation into whether Enrique Iglesias can actually sing or not
Is everything I’ve heard a lie?

Yikes, if your boyfriend can’t pass this ‘name a woman’ test, TikTok says dump him
Not one guy saying Fiona from Shrek

Inside the extremely uncomfortable true story May December is based on
Mary Kay Letourneau groomed Vili Fualaau when he was 12 – the two then had children and married

Bling Empire cast member Jessey Lee’s ex has accused him of physical and mental abuse
He has snapped back at the allegations

Omg guys, we might be getting a One Tree Hill reboot according to Chad Michael Murray
Lucas Scott might actually be coming back into our lives

Inside the heartbreaking theory Donna is going to die in the final Doctor Who special
I’m so scared guys I can’t take this

Um, everyone thinks Ashley has spoiled who wins Squid Game: The Challenge on Twitter
She’s posted that one of the finalists took her to Disneyland and Louis Vuitton

How much your Russell Group Student Union officers are actually paid, revealed
Ngl you couldn’t pay me £100k to be an SU Prez

Arrests, awards and becoming artists: 30 years on, what the cast of Home Alone are up to now
They’ve all gone on to do completely different things

From Love Islanders to A-listers: The best British Fashion Awards looks, ranked
Maya Jama left my jaw on the ground