Say hello to Manchester’s newest freshers
This used to be you
Alexander CockeramCongrats to all the soon-to-be Freshers for getting into the self proclaimed greatest university in the country.
Results are in and come September we will be seeing fresh faces around campus. We can all remember the nervous excitement the month before we started.
These guys haven’t had a chance to learn that nothing on Freshers was worth getting out of bed for other than Pangea but lets get acquainted with this year’s bright-eyed freshers before all-nighters,9 AMs and dodgy kebabs break their fragile spirits.
what a legend
He’s going places
We will see if he feels the same after a 5 AM fire alarm
Guys pls help x
Coming to a smoking area near you
Meet the guy who visited his mates for WHP last year and cant wait to “sort everyone out” on opening night
Nah legit we wont even be in our rooms except when we sleep #Yolo
Amen to that !
Does the hungover bus to morning lectures count as an adventure?
Comes hoping to read Marxist literature. Ends up reading The Tab, the same as everybody else
We all know and hate this guy.
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