What are you giving up for lent?

‘Farting in front of my girlfriend’


Now that the “new year, new me” resolutions of January have fucked off and the pancakes have been scoffed, Lent is now officially upon us. It’s the perfect opportunity to make the already, cold damp winter even more miserable. Here are some of the weird and wonderful Lenten promises from the students of Manchester.

Oliver

Second year, History

Laura

Second year , Linguistics

“My main food supply is gone, how will I survive?!”

Matt

Second year, Chemistry

It’s going to be leg day, every day.

Becca

Fifth year, Medicine

Naomi

Second year, English Literature

She’s swapping her burgers for broccoli.

 A girl with a dirty secret

Aashray

Third year , BA (econ)

There’s always room for improvement

Conor

Second year, Business Studies

Abi

Second year, History

Go hard or go home

Callum

Second year, Planning

“I’ll miss that warm feeling I get on my way home. It’s probably for the better”

Good luck guys.