What do you want for Christmas?

‘For Taylor Swift to return to her country roots’


It’s that time of year again where we get drunk, make bad decisions and spend every last penny of our loans on beer and sausage at the markets.

If there’s one thing students know how to do it’s make tacky cheap Christmas decorations until there’s more fake sparkle than a cheap strip club.

But we do we want from our parents? Before everyone goes home and pretends to be revising for January exams we asked some of you what pressies you’re looking forward to this Christmas.

Gluhwein, bratwurst and expensive trinkets. It's all part of Chirstmas.

Gluhwein, bratwurst and expensive trinkets. It’s all part of Chirstmas.

Shake it off

Shake it off

 

In fairness they are half a dog tall and at least a dog and half long but incredibly cute.

In fairness they are half a dog tall and at least a dog and half long but incredibly cute.

 

That advert hit us right in the feels

That advert hit us right in the feels

Dr. Custard the taxidermist bear gets lonely too and that soppy penguin advert didn’t help.

Just don't leave the moldy stuff in the fridge when you go home.

Just don’t leave the moldy stuff in the fridge when you go home.

 

As long as your not the crazy OCD cleaning flatmate, nobody likes that guy.

Sorry Josh, but no

Sorry Josh, but no

Now go home, get inappropriately drunk at that family party and avoid talking to the racist grandparent and the cousin you can’t stand after that wedding last year.