Tower freshers wish us a Merry C***mas
Why do they love the c-word so much?
Laura FitzPatrick14th and 15th floor Tower residents have made a creative window decoration to celebrate the first day of advent.
The message, complimented by sparkly decor, is written across the window and simply reads “cunt”.
Merry Christmas ya c***s
The delightfully festive message was spotted this morning as a potential attempt to be funny.
It comes just days after a similar message was written in the Tower lifts, telling residents to “get the stairs you cunts!”
What it’s really like behind the scenes at BBC Newsround in Salford
Jake PenkethmanDon’t lie, you defo wanted to be a Newsround presenter growing up
University of Manchester to award Matt Hancock honorary degree
Ben McGowanThe uni is also exploring the idea of offering a degree to ‘someone off Love Island’ to ‘balance it out’
Applications for The Tab Manchester’s editorial team are now open
Come join the UK’s biggest student news publication
Hundreds join Reclaim the Night protest through Manchester
Noreen KhanThe protest left Owens Park and marched towards Oxford Road
Women in Media conference coming to Manchester this week
Lily Scior-LewisThe conference is run by UoM students and supports charities MASH and Care4Calais
Andy Burnham to cap Manchester bus fares at £2
The new fares are part of a wider move towards ‘London-style public transport’
‘I’ve received calls from friends crying’: Ukrainian students share the reality of the war
We spoke to four young Ukrainians about their personal experience with the ongoing war
Manchester uni students come together to support Ukraine
At least seven cars’ worth of donations have been gathered so far
Fallowfield students hold vigil for car crushed by tree
‘We felt a little crazy with our candles and the Cars soundtrack playing over a Bluetooth speaker’
‘The future is bleak for academics’: Manchester Uni staff on why they’re striking
‘Academics are financially, physically and mentally stressed’
Man Met fresher died after slipping from halls staircase in tragic accident
Izzy Schifano‘He always wanted to make people happy and laugh’
The Manchester Tab is recruiting – come and join our team!
We’re holding an open meeting this Friday at 5pm in the University of Manchester SU
Manchester Uni students occupy Simon Building in support of UCU strikes
George Virgo‘The fight against pay inequality needs the support of every student’
Over 18,000 votes were counted: Now we can officially reveal Manchester’s favourite club
We all know Manc’s nightlife is better than Leeds and cheaper than London but which club is students’ favourite?
Manchester dad who lost 17-year-old daughter to suicide raises over £800,000 for charity
Lauren BarclayThe money is being given to Papyrus, a charity for the prevention of young suicide
A Manchester student house with Pride flag in the window has been egged
‘When I saw it I had a little cry, I wouldn’t expect this here’
In pictures: Manchester’s Kill the Bill protest on Saturday
Hundreds took part and marched through Manchester city centre
Kill the Bill protest returns to take over Manchester city centre
Hundreds of people marched through Manchester against the proposed policing bill
7,000 of you voted: Now we can officially reveal Fallowfield’s favourite takeaway
It seems Manc students just can’t get enough of chicken, kebabs and everything in between
Body found in search for student Charley Gadd
Charley went missing on the December 11th after visiting Warehouse Project
Omg guys! Netflix just confirmed Bridgerton season three will focus on Penelope and Colin
Georgia MooneyDearest reader, I am shaking
If the Kardashians went to UK unis this is where they’d all go
Ruth StainerKendall is a Bristol gal through and through
James from Derry Girls is in a new Channel 4 show! Here’s everything we know about it
He’s gone from a wee English fella to being a Big Boy
Quiz: Ok, so are you more feral girl or that girl?
Lydia VennIs this going to be a messy or productive summer?
Quiz: What percentage Extremely Online are you?
Hannah Van De PeerDo you desperately need to touch grass? Let’s find out!!
This is everything you need to know about the cast of Conversations With Friends
Alison Oliver who plays Frances never acted before the show
Heartstopper is the absolute best show on TV right now and these reasons prove it
It feels so good to have positive representation for our community
Introducing Mimi Morris: The mega rich businesswoman in Bling Empire season two
Hayley SoenShe’s rich now, but Mimi actually had a very humble upbringing
Where you choose to live in London and what it says about your overall vibe
If you’re in Wimbledon you’re a wannabe yummy mummy x
White private schools boys are the new disadvantaged, according to Cambridge professor
Call Eton, I want a refund
The marking strike will disproportionately impact humanities students and I’m fed up
After the strikes, it feels like an utter slap in the face
The thieves still haven’t been found and everything else we know about Dorit’s burglary
Including why the security alarm didn’t go off
Meet Dorothy Wang: The billionaire heiress who has joined Bling Empire season two
She’s already been on reality TV before!
This video of Kendall Jenner struggling to chop a cucumber is both jokes and mind-numbing
I lost a few brain cells watching this clip
Take this quiz and we’ll tell you which character from Bad Education you are
Emily SmithI just want to be Stephen, is that too much to ask?
All of these guys are rumoured to be in the Love Island 2022 cast and yes, I’m excited
Can I couple up with them now?
Just a roundup of the funniest ‘I’m done with the conversation now’ TikTok trend
Harrison BrocklehurstChris Hughes and Olivia Attwood getting a viral sound is iconic
Meet Hannah Dodd: The actress reportedly dating Sam Fender who’s been cast in Bridgerton
Sorry but Bridgerton AND Sam Fender is just greedy
PSA: Chrishell’s music video with G Flip has just come out and it’s iconic
I’m screaming, crying, throwing up rn
Every single Doctor Who companion, definitively ranked
Only from 2005 onwards, we don’t have all year x
