FIFA is better than a girlfriend
A tribute to our best friend, our soul mate
Boys, we love FIFA. So, so much. It’s hard to put our finger on why, but it is a connection like no other, a love that has developed over many, many years. It’s always been there for you, and always will.
For those of you that are single, here’s a justification for being so. For those of you that aren’t, don’t forget the one who has been there for you since Michael Owen was an interesting person to talk about.
FIFA is ALWAYS happy to see you when you are home
No matter how your day has been.
It comes with an Instruction Manual
Girls absolutely do not.
A ‘quick one’ is enjoyable for all parties
It will always forgive you if you get caught offside
Girls will not.
A girlfriend will consider it weird to celebrate after a good finish
You get a newer, younger version every year
An injury to an important member can be replaced by someone equally as potent in a jiffy
Last minute goals are better than sex
You can share it with a friend
In fact, you are encouraged to do so.
When your batteries run out, you can just replace them
Finally, and most importantly…
You are always spending time with the lads
This article was originally published on The Tab Manchester.