Vote! Man Uni vs. Man Met: Who’s fittest?
We’re better at pretty much everything, but who has the best male talent?
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We are back from Easter so egg-spect a treat. Here’s a bit of eye candy for you ladies who are running out of ways to procrastinate.
We already know who the smartest uni is – now, more importantly, let’s find out who’s the hottest!
And here are the boys representing each uni. Let battle commence.
MAN UNI
Stefan “The Jack Wills Model”
- Name: Stefan
- Age: 22
- From: Harrogate, North Yorkshire
- Year: 3rd
- Course: Biology
- Relationship status: Single
- Favourite chat up line: Are you a beaver, because DAAMMMMM… haha. I don’t think I’ve EVER used a chat-up line honestly, keeping on getting eye-contact is fool proof
- Boobs/bum/legs: Face and body
- Blonde/brunette/red: It completely depends, but I’d for sure say brunette at the moment.
- Celebrity crush: Think I genuinely am in love with Emily Ratajkowski
- Ideal date: Zombies & loads of unreal food, all you need
- Sex on the 1st date? Haha…
Merlin “The Burberry Model”
- Name: Merlin
- Age: 20
- From: Wadebridge
- Year: 2nd
- Course: Medicine
- Relationship status: Single
- Favourite chat up line: Haha I can’t say I have one, is that a dull answer? Umm I’ll have to think about it.
- Boobs/bum/legs: Can I say all 3?!
- Blonde/brunette/red: Suppose I’d have to say Blonde, but to be honest I’m not really that fussed, as long as it’s not some wacky colour it’s cool.
- Celebrity crush: Straight up Rosie Huntington- Whitely, she is ridiculous. Actually maybe Miley Cyrus could be up there.. Am I a few answers?!
- Ideal date: Something all pretty chilled out, maybe by the sea with something to eat, all nice and relaxed really
- Sex on the 1st date: It depends how it goes…
Markus ‘The Cloud’
- Name: Markus
- Age: 20
- Year: 2nd
- Course? Electronic Engineering
- Relationship Status? Single
- Favourite chat up line? Hi. Just… Hi
- Boobs, bums or legs? To be honest I have a bit of a thing for women with relatively flat chests and nice legs and asses, hopefully that doesn’t make me perverted…
- Blonde, brunette or red head? Definitely red, gingers seem to be in fashion right now and I have indeed taken the bait
- Celebrity crush? Gonna have to be a toss up between Kelly Rowland and Iggy Azalea
- Ideal date? Don’t be a psycho? Ran into too many of those. And some home cooked food would be nice, I’m a pretty solid chef when I can be assed
- Sex on the first date? Yes, not one to try and follow antiquated courting rituals for the sake of not being a manslut. If you both want to do each other I honestly don’t see the problem I’m really not in any position to judge.
MAN MET
Aaron “The Mad Dog”
- Name: Aaron
- Age: 19
- From: Belfast
- Year: 2nd
- Course: Medicinal chemistry
- Relationship status: Single
- Favourite chat up line: Do you like lettuce? Would you let us buck ye?
- Boobs/bum/legs: bum/legs
- Blonde/brunette/red: Brunette
- Celebrity crush: Mila Kunis
- Ideal date: A surprise
- Sex on the 1st date: yeah…
Brian “The Hair Model” ….because you’re worth it.
- Name: Brian
- Age: 20
- From: Belfast
- Year: 2nd
- Course: Politics
- Relationship status: Single
- Favourite chat up line: Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
- Boobs/bum/legs: bum
- Blonde/brunette/red: Brunette
- Celebrity crush: Michelle Keegan or Rihanna
- Ideal date: Walk in the countryside with the dogs
- Sex on the 1st date: guilty…
Patrick ‘The DJ’ (standard man met profession…)
- Name : Patrick
- Age: 22
- Year: 3rd
- Course: Events management
- Relationship status: off the market
- Favourite chat up line? How YOUUUU doin?
- Boobs, bum or legs? All 3 please.
- Blonde, brunette and red? Peroxide blonde.
- Celebrity crush? Sarah Marshal in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshal’
- Ideal date? Anything with drinks involved
- Sex on the 1st date? Yes please.
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