Vote! Man Uni vs. Man Met: Who’s fittest?

We’re better at pretty much everything, but who has the best male talent?


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We are back from Easter so egg-spect a treat. Here’s a bit of eye candy for you ladies who are running out of ways to procrastinate.

We already know who the smartest uni is – now, more importantly, let’s find out who’s the hottest!

And here are the boys representing each uni. Let battle commence.

MAN UNI

Stefan “The Jack Wills Model”

stefan

  • Name: Stefan
  • Age: 22
  • From: Harrogate, North Yorkshire
  • Year: 3rd
  • Course: Biology
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Favourite chat up line: Are you a beaver, because DAAMMMMM… haha. I don’t think I’ve EVER used a chat-up line honestly, keeping on getting eye-contact is fool proof
  • Boobs/bum/legs: Face and body
  • Blonde/brunette/red: It completely depends, but I’d for sure say brunette at the moment.
  • Celebrity crush: Think I genuinely am in love with Emily Ratajkowski
  • Ideal date: Zombies & loads of unreal food, all you need
  • Sex on the 1st date? Haha…

Merlin “The Burberry Model”

Merlin

  • Name: Merlin
  • Age: 20
  • From: Wadebridge
  • Year: 2nd
  • Course: Medicine
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Favourite chat up line: Haha I can’t say I have one, is that a dull answer? Umm I’ll have to think about it.
  • Boobs/bum/legs: Can I say all 3?!
  • Blonde/brunette/red: Suppose I’d have to say Blonde, but to be honest I’m not really that fussed, as long as it’s not some wacky colour it’s cool.
  • Celebrity crush: Straight up Rosie Huntington- Whitely, she is ridiculous. Actually maybe Miley Cyrus could be up there.. Am I a few answers?!
  • Ideal date: Something all pretty chilled out, maybe by the sea with something to eat, all nice and relaxed really
  • Sex on the 1st date: It depends how it goes…

Markus ‘The Cloud’

Markus

  • Name: Markus
  • Age: 20
  • Year: 2nd
  • Course? Electronic Engineering
  • Relationship Status? Single
  • Favourite chat up line? Hi. Just… Hi
  • Boobs, bums or legs? To be honest I have a bit of a thing for women with relatively flat chests and nice legs and asses, hopefully that doesn’t make me perverted…
  • Blonde, brunette or red head? Definitely red, gingers seem to be in fashion right now and I have indeed taken the bait
  • Celebrity crush? Gonna have to be a toss up between Kelly Rowland and Iggy Azalea
  • Ideal date? Don’t be a psycho? Ran into too many of those. And some home cooked food would be nice, I’m a pretty solid chef when I can be assed
  • Sex on the first date? Yes, not one to try and follow antiquated courting rituals for the sake of not being a manslut. If you both want to do each other I honestly don’t see the problem I’m really not in any position to judge.

MAN MET

Aaron “The Mad Dog”

Aaron

  • Name: Aaron
  • Age: 19
  • From: Belfast
  • Year: 2nd
  • Course: Medicinal chemistry
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Favourite chat up line: Do you like lettuce? Would you let us buck ye?
  • Boobs/bum/legs: bum/legs
  • Blonde/brunette/red: Brunette
  • Celebrity crush: Mila Kunis
  • Ideal date: A surprise
  • Sex on the 1st date: yeah…

Brian “The Hair Model” ….because you’re worth it.

Brian

  • Name: Brian
  • Age: 20
  • From: Belfast
  • Year: 2nd
  • Course: Politics
  • Relationship status: Single
  • Favourite chat up line: Is your dad a thief? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
  • Boobs/bum/legs: bum
  • Blonde/brunette/red: Brunette
  • Celebrity crush: Michelle Keegan or Rihanna
  • Ideal date: Walk in the countryside with the dogs
  • Sex on the 1st date: guilty…

Patrick  ‘The DJ’ (standard man met profession…)

Patrick

  • Name : Patrick
  • Age: 22
  • Year: 3rd
  • Course: Events management
  • Relationship status: off the market
  • Favourite chat up line? How YOUUUU doin?
  • Boobs, bum or legs? All 3 please.
  • Blonde, brunette and red? Peroxide blonde.
  • Celebrity crush? Sarah Marshal in ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshal’
  • Ideal date? Anything with drinks involved
  • Sex on the 1st date? Yes please.

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