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Bored of the same old chat up lines? Using cheesy lines that have been heard a million times before and get you no where?

Well perhaps it is time to take a leaf out of science’s book. For those of you more scientifically minded people (or people wanting to sound smarter), The Tab bring you some more interesting alternative to the usual lines.


The obvious place to start with any list of  science chat up lines is with biology. How many times have you heard lines like:

“Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?”

Why not try out the far more intellectual sounding:

It's simple Biology...

It’s simple Biology…


Chemistry is more than just a science:

“You are like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere!”

“You are like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!”


Computer Science anyone?

Cute or Creepy?

Cute or Creepy?


For the Physicists out there this is sure to raise a smile:

“I know the spring constant of my mattress, want to research together?”

“Why not think about this the next time you're bouncing the bed..."

“Why not think about this the next time you’re bouncing the bed…”


Last but not least, where would we be without the Medics?

“Hi, I’m a future Doctor”

Who doesn't love a medic?

Who doesn’t love a medic?

Disclaimer: Use these at your peril. These chat up lines are subject to you being able to pull them off, we take no responsibility if you use these and get a drink thrown in your face.