Looking for a covalent bond? Five smarter chat up lines for science students
Struggling to pull? Go cheesy with these pun-tastic pulling lines
Bored of the same old chat up lines? Using cheesy lines that have been heard a million times before and get you no where?
Well perhaps it is time to take a leaf out of science’s book. For those of you more scientifically minded people (or people wanting to sound smarter), The Tab bring you some more interesting alternative to the usual lines.
BIOLOGY
The obvious place to start with any list of science chat up lines is with biology. How many times have you heard lines like:
“Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?”
Why not try out the far more intellectual sounding:
CHEMISTRY
Chemistry is more than just a science:
“You are like an exothermic reaction – you spread your hotness everywhere!”
COMPUTER SCIENCE
Computer Science anyone?
PHYSICS
For the Physicists out there this is sure to raise a smile:
“I know the spring constant of my mattress, want to research together?”
MEDICINE
Last but not least, where would we be without the Medics?
“Hi, I’m a future Doctor”
Disclaimer: Use these at your peril. These chat up lines are subject to you being able to pull them off, we take no responsibility if you use these and get a drink thrown in your face.