
AU Round Up 27/11
Stay on the ball with our round-up of Manchester sport from this Wednesday
With another week upon us, the time has come again for our teams to brave the elements. The Tab brings you the results from Wednesday’s’s sporting action.
Women’s Football
Mixed bag for the football ladies
Results: UoM 2nd 5 – 0 Liverpool Salford 1st 7 – 1 UoM 3rd
Teams on Twitter:
Men’s Hockey
Tough day at the Armo
Result: UoM 1st 1 – 7 Durham 1st
Teams on Twitter:
Men’s Squash
Result: Durham 1st 3 – 2 UoM 1st
Women’s Hockey
Another tough day against the North-East
Result: Durham 1st 3 – 1 UoM 3rd
Teams on Twitter:
Women’s Rugby
Strong performances from both teams as 1sts progress in the cup.
Results: Sheffield Hallam 1st 22 -32 UoM 1st Man Met 1st 37 – 22 UoM 2nd
Teams on Twitter:
Women’s Lacrosse
Geordie’s sure of defeat to Lax girls
Results: UoM 1st 10 – 7 Newcastle 1st Newcastle 2nd 5 – 15 UoM 2nd
Teams on Twitter:

Breakfast of Champions

Manchester Uni made as much money as Man United and City football clubs combined in 2019
The uni made over £1 BILLION

Manchester Uni recommends watching ‘how to fold socks’ video to ‘beat January blues’
The email offered advice as to how students can look after their mental wellbeing throughout January

Salford Uni offers students £1,000 in rent rebate even if they have a private landlord
And students living in halls can get up to £1,200!

Manchester Uni deletes Insta post telling students to see lockdown ‘as a retreat’
The post gave students advice for coping with their mental health in lockdown

UoM isn’t charging halls rent until the end of lockdown
This will apply to students who are unable to travel back to Manchester due to restrictions

UoM explicitly rule out blanket ‘no disadvantage’ policy for this term
This was announced in response to SAFER’s letter of appeal

A man has been charged with sexually assaulting female students in Fallowfield
He was sent to court this morning

Parklife set to return in September 2021
It will take place over the weekend of the 11th to 12th September

Over 80 Manchester students were trapped in a halls lockdown party
Firefighters had to break the flat door down with a sledgehammer and an axe

Manc student house given closure order after throwing 70-person house party
It is now a criminal offence for any visitors to enter the property

Manchester Rent Strike wins up to £900 rent reduction for all students in halls
They will each get a 30 per cent reduction for semester one’s rent

Geography students demand UoM introduce no-detriment policy for this year
‘The current policies in place are completely unacceptable to support students’

Student sets up organisation to bring together Manchester action groups
The Student Consciousness Movement is to act as an ‘umbrella organisation’

Dyslexic student says she’s been ‘mostly ignored’ by uni disability services
‘I wish DASS were better organised and more considerate of each individual’s unique needs’

Nancy Rothwell apologises for not contacting ‘racially profiled’ student
Last night she said she had written to the student involved

Manchester University has already spent £835,000 on security this year
They’re projected to spend £118k more on security this year than last

UoM SU blasted for giving staff ‘poverty’ furlough wages
One student employee usually works 94 hours, but is getting furlough based on just six hours’ pay

Manchester Uni offers students two-week rent reduction, rent strikers say is ‘insulting’
215 students have been withholding over £300,000 in rent

Meet Manchester’s latest up and coming artist: Goteki 45
‘Amidst everything the government is telling us to do, I think creatives are really working hard to still make sure they can support themselves and each other’

Ranked: The percentage of students who actually drop out of each Russell Group uni
Okay but the real news is that 97 per cent of students who go to Exeter like it enough to stay

These 33 memes about Behind Her Eyes on Netflix are even more wild than the show
I didn’t think that was possible but here we are!!

Which Married at First Sight Australia Season 6 couple is categorically the worst?
*cough* Billy and Susie *cough*

Your ‘jokes’ about losing weight in time for June 21st are just fatphobic, so stop
Find a new joke because this one was never funny

Despite the pandemic, these students from low-income backgrounds bagged Oxbridge places
‘I was running to the public library the night before my interview’

These stories of leaked nudes at school show just how shameful our reaction was
‘She was suspended because teachers said they couldn’t look her in the eye’

These are all the festivals and events that are back on this summer
Could 2021 get any better than this?

Meet the drag acts studying at UK unis right now
Expect cheek, nerve, audacity, gall and even gumption

People are using this TikTok audio to catch people out for watching PornHub
They’re playing the ‘Hey Lol’ audio to their parents and young siblings, awks

Listen up: You really don’t need to lose any weight by June 21st
You can still have a hot girl summer without losing any weight

Love Island marriages: These are all the Islanders who have wed since the show
Jamie and Camilla have just got engaged!

Ok so why is TikTok full of hamster profile pictures? The new cult explained
Yeah so, this is happening

Vote now for the biggest Married at First Sight Australia villain of them all
I know exactly who you’re thinking of right now and I can’t blame you

Take this quiz to find out which iconic teen girl movie you’d be in
Wild Child or Mean Girls would be ideal

The government has introduced a new £800 fine for students at house parties of 15 or more
But you won’t be allowed back to uni until after Easter so there’s plenty of time to save up

Just 21 memes to celebrate the possibility of clubs opening on 21st June
Is it too early to start prepping my outfit now?

Nightclubs could be reopening as early as 21st June, Boris Johnson announces
Unis won’t be back until at least after Easter

These are all the real life filming locations used in Behind Her Eyes on Netflix
So, can I buy David and Adele’s house or what?