Don’t be the Lame Mo
Pick your Movember ‘tache from the Tab’s top styles
Millie TaylorIt’s that time of year where the boys do their bit for charity. Don’t be a lame mo this year, take on a moustache challenge – girls will rate the effort. Whatever you do, be bold.
The Monkey Tail
More like a face worm.
The French Detective
A real classic.
XXL Handlebars
Lookin’ fly.
The Batman
A Tab favourite.
Anything more commendable than a ‘tache on your face? A ‘tache on another body part. For freshers (or third years) who still can’t grow facial hair (and no neck stubble does not count) you might want to consider one of the following alternatives:
Mohair
Brave.
The Chest
If you can’t grow a moustache this next one might be optimistic, maybe stick to the excuse that your part-time job won’t let you grow one.
A chesty surprise.
Universum
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Sophie Rees
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Sofia Sarosh
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The service provided confidential overnight support for students
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I’m lowkey mad he’s got a girlfriend
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You just know they lie awake at night thinking about these
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We’ve all seen enough of Nigel’s bare arse for a lifetime
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‘Cardi B has been denied entry to Gag City’
BBC News presenter forced to apologise after she gave the middle finger live on air
Maryam Moshiri said: ‘I’m sorry if I offended or upset anyone’
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I love that Rozz and Thomas are still besties
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‘He made silly mistakes and put himself in a situation that looked BAD’
These are officially the best private schools for 2024, if you’ve got a spare £50k to burn
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Um, people are completely convinced Nathanial and Adrienne from MAFS UK are dating now?
He posted a very lengthy reel about how much he loves her
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I genuinely think I could win
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An ode to Barry Keoghan and his chaotically sexy Instagram
I can’t escape this man and honestly? I don’t want to